Monthly Archive

2012

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One-liner #0848
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0848

"Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of nothing." read more..
Alcohol and Calculus
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.... read more..
Owl Friend
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Owl Friend

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even ... read more..
Mother's Day 2012
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2061
2 min read

Mother's Day 2012

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI was really impressed with how my church handled Mother's Day this year - it's easy for the women in a congregation to be divided into mothers and non-mothers, but this can be... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort today so I could tell you all what a great mom I hav... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3864 - May 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
101
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3864 - May 13, 2012

Issue #3864 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day! It's been a while since I was able to send out the Cybersalt Digest, but I made the extra effort read more..
Motherly Ways
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Motherly Ways

Tammy and Sean had been living together for about 6 months. Sean's mother had always been suspicious of the two's relationship, even though her son insisted there was nothing going on. One day the mo... read more..
Quote #1296
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2008
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Quote #1296

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."- Mark Twain read more..
One-liner #0847
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0847

"Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid." read more..
What Mom's Really Want
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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What Mom's Really Want

Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash) 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question w... read more..
Bubble Shooter For Kay
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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Car
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Car

FG_AUTHORS: Alyssa DavisI didn't think anything much of the email from Matt that popped up on my screen at work today: the subject was Car, and I hoped that ours was still running. I was fairly sure I... read more..
Cat Mom Hugs Kitten
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Cat Mom Hugs Kitten

Every nightmare needs a mom like this. ... read more..
Learning to Trust
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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4 min read

Learning to Trust

I’m hoping this post will be part one of a series on Simple Spirituality. But I don’t have the other posts written yet, so that is a gamble. It would be so nice if it happens though! One step at a tim... read more..
Who Are You More Afraid Of?
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1934
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Who Are You More Afraid Of?

Who are you so afraid of that you set God aside for? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120506.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
May Goals
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2071
3 min read

May Goals

I've been thinking more and more lately that I should make some goals. It wouldn't be the first time I've dabbled in it, but I never have done much more than dabble for any length of time (I was lo... read more..
May Already
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2269
2 min read

May Already

It's hard to believe that it's May already! I think it snuck up me this year because for the first time in 5 years, April was not a frenzy of term papers and final exams. I've had space to breathe, an... read more..
Low Cost Home Security
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Low Cost Home Security

Low Cost Home Security ... read more..
Working in Vain
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Working in Vain

Purposeful work that feels vain is better than work that feels worthwhile but turns out to be in vain. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120429.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..
iPod Name
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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iPod Name

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3863 - April 27, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
102
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3863 - April 27, 2012

Issue #3863 Cybersalt News There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It shows a habit that would be tough to break.  You'll find it at:www.cybersa read more..
Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 27, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It shows a habit that would be tough to break.  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/nunchucks  Do you like to ... read more..
Quote #1295
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1295

Four things you can't recover:- The Stone after the throw- The Word after it's said- The Occasion after it's missed- The Time after it's gone.... read more..
One-liner #0846
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0846

"Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface." read more..
Abe Lincoln's Age
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Abe Lincoln's Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."... read more..
Nunchucks
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Nunchucks

Good luck breaking this habit! ... read more..
Thumb Twiddling
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Thumb Twiddling

The person who invented thumb twiddling didn't do it singlehandedly. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3862 - April 26, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3862 - April 26, 2012

Issue #3862 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems t read more..
Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 26, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  Kermit the frog sang it wasn't easy being green, but this frog seems to have no problem with it:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/s... read more..
Quote #1294
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1294

"If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarassment." read more..
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