Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

20 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5734

Parts of Me

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus." read more..

20 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1783

One-liner #0842

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..

20 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3630

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher r read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1587

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt. Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You wi... read more..

19 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

8424

World's Biggest Alarm Clock

I cannot imagine waking up like this every day. ... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4441

Formula Cheat

During an examination, the student was not able to answer the question so he copied the answer from another good student, The answer to the problem was 'log(1+x)'. He didn't want to make it obvious t... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2123

Name Calling

Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of ... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3739

Cat T-Shirts

If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If you don't like my attitude, you should see my cat" "Menopaws, This is the hottest I've been in years." "Tak... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1657

One-liner #0841

Thank you…Black Socks with Sandals, for officially declaring to the world, “I've stopped trying.”... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1739

Quote #1290

"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

19 Apr

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1644

Three Things Thursday [Vol.9]

These three picture frames were inspired by my readings on the internet about how to honour special memories while decluttering. The frame on the left displays memorabilia from our honeymoon, while th... read more..

19 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1520

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2012

Due to an error between my seat and my keyboard, yesterday's news was actually the news from the day before. To correct this error, yesterday's news is now today's news. There is a new funny ca... read more..

19 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

15689

What Cats Do

What do you think cat's do? ... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1859

Lunch Communication

A bricklayer at my husband's construction job routinely complained about the contents of his lunch box. "I'm sick and tired of getting the same old thing!" he shouted one day. "Tonight I'll set my wif... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4530

Quote #1289

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."- G.K. Chesterson read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4059

As They Get Old Pun - Part 3

As They Get Old . . . Old photographers never die, they just stop developing. Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plain. Old policemen never die, they just cop out. Old preachers never ... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2802

One-liner #0840

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4187

Memory Clinic

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all... read more..

18 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7804

2 min read

Paying The Bills

A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food. The waiter says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it." The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but ... read more..

18 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4377

A Real Page Turner

It's a wonder this guy has time to read! ... read more..

18 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1771

Integrity in Business

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer. "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.' If his eyes don't flutter, say, 'For the fra... read more..

18 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1888

Quote #1288

"Fame due to the achievements of the mind never perishes.”- Propertius read more..

18 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1721

One-liner #0839

"Life is too short to remove usb safely." read more..

18 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5043

2 min read

Sneaking Into the Olympics

Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first said, "Let's watch the registration table to see if there's a crack in the security sys... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3350

Just Wait

If you think my puns are bad... just wait 'til they're full groan.... read more..

17 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1452

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. I think you will enjoy "Escalator Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/escalator-dog Enjoy the rest of today's mailing ... read more..

16 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2831

Escalator Dog

Escalators seem simple enough - but not for this cute dog! ... read more..

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2368

Sense of Humor

A forestry-service employee was recording the rainfall in his area. One drizzly day, his thoughts were apparently elsewhere as he typed "thirty three inches" instead of "thirty-three hundredths of an ... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1780