Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liner #0845
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0845

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..
Tea For Two
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Tea For Two

Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed that Johnny had already strained the tea. The two women then sipped their tea happily while having lunch. "W... read more..
Compliments
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Compliments

Fishing for Compliments: Standing in the kitchen next to the toaster with my glass raised. Nothing.... read more..
Sitting Frog
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Sitting Frog

Kermit the frog may have sung "It's not easy being green," but this frog doesnt' seem to be having any problem with it. ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3861 - April 25, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3861 - April 25, 2012

Issue #3861 Cybersalt News There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/fu read more..
Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1999
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Cybersalt News - April 25, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's good news for those of you who have problems downloading YouTube videos.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-youtube-collection Enjoy the rest of today'... read more..
Quote #1293
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1293

"No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to govern."- Plato read more..
One-liner #0844
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0844

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..
Doing Nothing Today
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Doing Nothing Today

I don't feel like doing anything today. I think I've got an enlarged procrastinate.... read more..
Boot Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Boot Lesson

A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the... read more..
The YouTube Collection
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3499
<1min

The YouTube Collection

Many people still have Internet access that is too slow to enjoy watching YouTube Videos.  The YouTube Collection is a great solution for them. ... read more..
When God Says No To Healing
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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When God Says No To Healing

What's the solution when God answers "No" to our request for healing? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120422.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
A Prayer
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

A Prayer

Inspired by Psalm 139:18b - I awake and I am still with you.I awake, and I am still with you, Still because you never left, your presence does not rest when I do, Still because your en... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3860 - April 22, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
111
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3860 - April 22, 2012

Issue #3860 Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:w read more..
Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone. My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Proclaiming Truth" at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/proclaiming-truth Enj... read more..
Attending Church
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Attending Church

After Sunday service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, so he asked what church he was transferring from. The husband looked down at his f... read more..
One-liner #0843
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #0843

"If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?" read more..
Quote #1292
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1292

“There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.” - Charlie Brown... read more..
Lactose Intolerance
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Lactose Intolerance

"The most aggressive form of lactose intolerance is cow tipping." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3859 - April 21, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3859 - April 21, 2012

Issue #3859 Cybersalt News There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:http://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/b read more..
Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1936
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Cybersalt News - April 21, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Budget Burial" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/budget-burial Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..
Switch Tower Pete
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Switch Tower Pete

A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training.  The supervisor then takes him into the switch tower to test his readiness.  The following exch... read more..
Budget Burial
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Budget Burial

Nothing says "I didn't pay alot for this funeral" like a pink station wagon. ... read more..
Quote #1291
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1291

‎"When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!"- Craig Groeschel... read more..
Parts of Me
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6107
<1min

Parts of Me

"I may not be funny but parts of me are humerus." read more..
One-liner #0842
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0842

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..
Walking Out
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Walking Out

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon." "I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher r read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3858 - April 20, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
104
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3858 - April 20, 2012

Issue #3858 Cybersalt News This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bun read more..
Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1972
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Cybersalt News - April 20, 2012

This is a milestone day for me and Mrs. Cybersalt.  Not since September 4, 2001 have we not had any teenagers. Happy Birthday Esther-Bunny! There is a new entry in the Funblog today. You wi... read more..
World's Biggest Alarm Clock
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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World's Biggest Alarm Clock

I cannot imagine waking up like this every day. ... read more..
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