Monthly Archive

2012

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Parallel Lines
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Parallel Lines

"Parallel lines have got so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet." read more..
Psalm 22
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Psalm 22

Minute Waltz: Not meant to be completed in a minute. Twenty-second Psalm... also not gonna happen.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3854 - April 13, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3854 - April 13, 2012

Issue #3854 Cybersalt News Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You' read more..
Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 13, 2012

Today's newest addition to the FunBlog is some amazing timelapse photography of the aurora borealis over Sweden.  I'm not sure why  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/aurora-boreali... read more..
Quote #1286
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1286

‎"Porn makes someone other than your spouse your standard of beauty." @PastorMark... read more..
One-liner #0837
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0837

"Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something."- Mitch Hedberg read more..
Joey Sets The Table
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Joey Sets The Table

A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. ... read more..
Aurora Borealis Over Sweden
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Aurora Borealis Over Sweden

Here's some amazing time lapse video of extreme auroras in the skies above Abisko National Park in Sweden. ... read more..
Bakery Bliss
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Bakery Bliss

Bakery Bliss: It's nice to be kneaded.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3853 - April 12, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
132
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3853 - April 12, 2012

Issue #3853 Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the Fun read more..
Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 12, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Would you like to see an invisible Mercedes?  If so, come look in my driveway or watch the newest video in the FunBlog at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/invisible-m... read more..
Invisible Mercedes
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Invisible Mercedes

If you want to see an invisible Mercedes you can come look in my driveway.  If that is too far to travel you can just watch this video. ... read more..
Reverent Behavior
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Reverent Behavior

At a local church, the members take pride in the reverent behavior of the children during the sermons. Asked how they engendered this profound respect for the Almighty, one elder explained to me: "I... read more..
One-liner #0836
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0836

"Sliced bread: The best thing since ripped up bread." read more..
Quote #1285
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1285

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." read more..
Pedantic Kleptomaniacs
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Pedantic Kleptomaniacs

Pedantic kleptomaniacs take things literally.... read more..
Lots of Kids
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lots of Kids

I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3852 - April 11, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3852 - April 11, 2012

Issue #3852 Cybersalt News There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and read more..
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 11, 2012

There's a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a video that starts out a little slow, but I think "Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy" will impress and entertain you in the end.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/mn... read more..
Ballet Audition
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Ballet Audition

There was once a beautiful fairy who yearned to be a ballet dancer. When she heard that the Royal Ballet was holding auditions in a nearby town, she harnessed 100 white pigeons to her chariot and flew... read more..
Foreign Pizza
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Foreign Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge t... read more..
One-liner #0835
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0835

"Women don't want to hear what you think.  Women want to hear what they think . . . in a deeper voice."- Bill Cosby read more..
Quote #1284
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1284

"We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."- Tom Robbins read more..
Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Mnozil Brass Lonley Boy

This video may seem to start out slow, but don't let that rob you of the fun that comes along! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3851 - April 10, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3851 - April 10, 2012

Issue #3851 Cybersalt News Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio read more..
Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 10, 2012

Life around Cybersalt Headquarters continues at a breakneck pace!  Maisie's funeral was last week.  For those who are interested, audio and video of her funeral is on the www.asleepinchrist.... read more..
Flat Screen TV
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flat Screen TV

 Some flat screens install easier than others. read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 2
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 2

As They Get Old . . . Old hackers never die, they just go to bits. Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips. Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. Old horticultu... read more..
Sick Days
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Sick Days

It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Appendi... read more..
One-liner #0834
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0834

"The plan for the paperless office looked good  . . . on paper." read more..
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