Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #1283
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1283

"Contentment begins where comparison ends." read more..
Christ Lives - So Should We!
Easter
Pastor Tim
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Christ Lives - So Should We!

In light of the resurrection of Jesus, we should live too! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120408.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Spending Time
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2125
3 min read

Spending Time

Recently, taking some quiet time to reflect on my goals and priorities helped me decide to try and sell my old textbooks. I always liked having them around just in case I needed to look something up, ... read more..
Reading Less to Do More
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2180
4 min read

Reading Less to Do More

I read a lot of blogs. It's a pretty entertaining pastime, and it always gives me something interesting to think and talk about. A friend of mine asked me how I find the blogs I read, and the answer i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3850 - April 3, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3850 - April 3, 2012

Issue #3850 Cybersalt News Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep a read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 3, 2012

Yes, that's right - two mailings in three days! There is a new video in the Funblog today.  Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a l... read more..
Bluegrass Birdy
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bluegrass Birdy

Enjoy some great bluegrass music while you keep an eye for the little birdy that drops in for a listen! ... read more..
Terror Cells in Church
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Terror Cells in Church

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.... read more..
Seattle Cinderella
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seattle Cinderella

Did you know that Cinderella was a Seattle native? Who else would need a fairy to get to the ball?... read more..
One-liner #0833
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0833

"You've outdone yourself, as usual." read more..
Quote #1282
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1282

"People who like this sort of thing will find it just the sort of thing they like."- Abraham Lincoln read more..
Senate Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Senate Comeback

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!" All the othe... read more..
Staged Healing
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Staged Healing

The work of healing God has for you may happen in stages. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120401.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 1, 2012

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First of all, remember my article entitled, "Where Are The... read more..
Quote #1281
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1281

"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."- Ellen Glasgow read more..
As They Get Old Pun - Part 1
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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As They Get Old Pun - Part 1

As They Get Old . . . Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop apart. Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver. Old architects never die... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3849 - April 1, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
110
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3849 - April 1, 2012

Issue #3849 Cybersalt News Palm Sunday greetings everyone! Yes, it's me again posting after another long absence.  There are a few things to catch you up on. First read more..
One-liner #0832
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0832

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film." read more..
Internet Cleaning
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Internet Cleaning

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, a... read more..
Morse Code App For Smart Phones!
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4365
<1min

Morse Code App For Smart Phones!

Who says that old things aren't worth anything?  The return of morse code in this new smart phone keyboard app proves differently!             af!... read more..
Help That Isn't Helpful
Sermons
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Help That Isn't Helpful

When we try too hard to help the Holy Spirit do His job, our help hurts the kingdom of God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120325.mp3{... read more..
More Than You Can Bear
Sermons
Pastor Tim
1657
<1min

More Than You Can Bear

God reveals His plan a bit at a time because knowing it all is more than we can bear. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120318.mp3{/audio... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 16, 2012

My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Sometimes it's even both - no surprise to me.  Anywa... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3848 - March 16, 2012
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3848 - March 16, 2012

Issue #3848 Cybersalt News My daughter, Alyssa, has been writing a blog for some time.  At times it is pretty funny and at other times it is pretty inspiring.  Som read more..
Grandma Slots
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Grandma Slots

For the life of her, Emma couldn't figure out how to work these crazy quarter operated TVs. (This picture is of Jeff "The Back Pew" Larson's mom, Nellie. Used with permission) ... read more..
Security Gate
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Security Gate

With the rise of neighborhood crime Edna kept the gate to her yard locked tight. ... read more..
Unexpected Fishing Catch
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Unexpected Fishing Catch

Jay never expected this when he used hot dogs for bait. ... read more..
House Rent Reduction
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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House Rent Reduction

Carl was seriously considering lowering the rent on the upstairs suite. ... read more..
Cleaned Up Dictator
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cleaned Up Dictator

Boy! He sure cleaned up nice! ... read more..
Quote #1280
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1280

"Never get into a blinking contest with a fish."- Ian Maigler  read more..
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