Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christian Football

Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Half-time - The period between Sunda... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Three Things Thursday [Vol.6]

This week I would like to share 3 awkward moments I have experienced on the TTC- the Toronto Transit Commission: Wondering if the person across from you is INSANE or just speaking a foreign language ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Factory Explosion

Breaking News Story: Explosion at local Cheese factory... Nothing left but de Brie.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0831

"Curiosity Killed the Cat: that's the dog's story, and he's sticking to it!" read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3847 - March 14, 2012

Issue #3847 Cybersalt News There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funn read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 14, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures on the updated Cybersalt site today.  You'll find the first one (Car Phone Man) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-phone-man  Enjoy the rest of ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Phone Man

Someone paid too much for his mobile phone - and he can't even use it while he's driving now. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Padlock

Ronny believed in a multi-layered approach to car security. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Math Free Speedometer

As math skills decrease amongst the population, car makers are adapting. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Limo Shack

The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mom's Car Tweaked

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1279

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Fourth Grade Logic

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Carpet Complaints

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0830

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Time Change

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - March 13, 2012

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
118
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3846 - March 13, 2012

Issue #3846 Cybersalt News What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link ha read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Wrapped for Shipping

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Downloading The Internet

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cool Computer

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Coffee Break

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Tub

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Tombstone

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Laptop Scale

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Installation

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Deli Computer

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Congress Crash

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1278

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..