Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3087 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

30 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2284

Troublemakers

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

30 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1626

Quote #1268

"LISTEN: When you rearrange the letters you get: SILENT" read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4367

Bachelor's Cat

A bachelor kept a cat for companionship, and loved his cat more than life itself. He was planning a trip to England and entrusted the cat to his brother's care. As soon as he arrived in England he ca... read more..

29 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1200

God's Salvation Promise

When you are experiencing doubts and fear about the purpose of your life, remember God's salvation promise. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120129.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast... read more..

25 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1656

2 min read

A Promotional Message

Here is something I have been thinking of mentioning for a while but wasn't sure if it was tacky or not. Today I've decided: it's my blog! Who cares if it's tacky! I am gonna tell all of y'all how to read more..

22 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1962

One-liner #0819

Piñata Store: "You buy it, you break it."... read more..

22 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1622

2 min read

Seeker or Sought?

I really enjoyed the sermon I heard this morning and thought I would share some thoughts from it. For the second week in a row, the text was about Jesus calling his first disciples - last week was Jo read more..

22 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1208

Working To Stay Free

After receiving the gift of salvation and being set free by God, we need to work to stay free. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120122.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120122.m... read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1631

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with 4 weeks worth or service and message recordings. You'll find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcas... read more..

22 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5069

Paid For

My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child. At my wife's insistence, we had paid our entire medical bill and were now worried about meeting other payment... read more..

22 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2217

Mistakes

If an engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture! If a scientist makes a mistake,It is a new invention! If an explorer makes a mistake,It's a new discovery! If a driver makes a mistake,It is an read more..

22 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3862

Do Not Talk To My Parrot

Mrs. Lonefold's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave t... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1853

One-liner #0818

" I was going to go to the Outdoor Wilderness Survival Show, but not in this weather!" read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1542

Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1574

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site. They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4014

Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

9400

Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2392

Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

20 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1896

One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

19 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2350

Hurts and Blessings

Thanks to my online colleague, Pastor Kevin Martineau, for sharing this story on his excellent blog at www.kevinmartineau.ca Check out is page, he as lots of great stuff. -----------------... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3418

Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

19 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1823

One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

19 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1755

4 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1574

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up. You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9669

Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10340

Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1879

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2101

Lost Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2024

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3404

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

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