Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3118 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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J.C. Penney Doghouse Commercials

Buying your wife a nice gift is not the secret to happiness, so please don't think we're endorsing the commercialism of these commercials.  Still, though, they are pretty funny - right guys? ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2187
<1min

Happy Valentine's Day, Samson and Delilah

Unless you are having a nightmare, Samson and Delilah are not the model relationship everyone dreams of.  Still, their story provides key lessons on how men and women can find better success in t... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2063
2 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.4]

Things that save me so much time and stress:1. Not watching TV.Oh man do I not miss cable - even when we had it for free! There was always something on, and I'd watch it whether I was actually intere read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2152
4 min read

God's Parenting and Punishment

Beth at Red and Honey wrote a beautiful piece yesterday on her parenting philosophy that sparked a bunch of ideas in my mind. I love Beth's writing because I feel like even though we are different pe read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1928
2 min read

Moving with God

It keeps happening to me that when I least want to take time to spend with God, pushing through and doing it is most rewarding. Suffice it to say that I had a good ol' chat with God this evening, and ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1457
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When You Are Lost

When you are lost and all alone remember that God sees you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1271

"Every evening I turn my worries over to God.  He's going to be up all night anyway."- Mary C. Crowley  read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
99
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3840 - February 3, 2012

Issue #3840 Cybersalt News Yesterday was groundhog day.  I bet they don't really appreciate being woken up and all the handling and attention they get.  Here's on read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1991
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Cybersalt News - February 3, 2012

Yesterday was groundhog day.  I bet they don't really appreciate being woken up and all the handling and attention they get.  Here's on that isn't going to take any more for sure:www.cybersa... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Walrus Head On Man

This was not the souvenir Harold was thinking of bringing back from the zoo. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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A Flooded Venice Supermarket

Locals loved the ambiance of the Venice Market. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Fireman Sitting In Lawn Chair

It soon became clear that Smallville's new fire chief lied about having a "type-a" personality. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mutant Mom

Kenny couldn't get away with anything with his mom around. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0821

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3021
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Brown Paper

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks. "What's he look like?" asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. "Well", replies the Sheriff, "h... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2001
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Quote #1270

"A hypocrite is someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his DVD." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Passed Note

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ice Covered Car

On the plus side, nobody can steal it! ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2051
2 min read

Phase 3/Off the Wagon

In case you were wondering how things are going on the Maker's Diet, it really depends. If you are a stickler, things are going medium-not-too-bad. If you are a free spirit, things are going great! Be... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
108
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3839 - February 1, 2012

Issue #3839 Cybersalt News Happy February everyone.  I've got good news for you!  Many of you were so good in January that you've been given an extra day this mon read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1948
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Cybersalt News - February 1, 2012

Happy February everyone.  I've got good news for you!  Many of you were so good in January that you've been given an extra day this month.  The rest of us are going to tag along fo... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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General Store

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0820

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1269

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3838 - January 31, 2012

Issue #3838 Cybersalt News A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church. &nbs read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1978
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Cybersalt News - January 31, 2012

A big thank-you to everyone who have missed my mailings the last 10 days or so.  I've been totally swamped with things at  church.  It always gets super busy when it's time to prepare f... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3566
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People are Awesome

I agree with the title of this video - except where one person is being dumb. (I'll leave it up to you to guess which one.)  Otherwise, yes these people are awesome! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3842
4 min read

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia i... read more..