Monthly Archive

October 2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 138 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 28, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Horse Boat" at:www.cybersalt.org/3aa9 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Boat

Some in the community were questioning brother Jakob's commitment. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Speeding Rumors

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. O... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Consistency In Mentoring

An English teacher often wrote little notes on student essays. Often she worked late, and as the hours passed, her handwriting deteriorated. One day a student came to her after class with an essay th... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1389

  "How do you know if you are a servant? By how you react when someone treats you as one."- Dawson Trotman   read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Brie Cheese

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0941

I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider’s web.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Helping Ourselves to Learn

There are a number of things we can do to help ourselves learn what God is teaching us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131027.mp3"> ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 26, 2013

It's been a while since I added a new funny cat or dog picture to the Cybersalt Site, so I've added one of each today!  However, they go together and can only live in one directory so you will fi... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat and Dog Road Trips

We've all seen the difference between how dogs and cats ride in cars.  This explains so much! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Volunteering

One of those physical fitness club franchises was preparing to enter the international market. They placed ads in newspapers all over the county for people who could represent them on a tour. The ad s... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1388

"Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge the other guy's out dancing."  - Buddy Hackett read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Drafts Folder

Every time I click on my drafts folder a window opens: it's cool! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0940

  If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which it is located.   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Mother's Flu

(Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by her meaning husband.) Monday A.M.Dearest: Sleep late. Everything under control. Lunches packed. Kids off to school. Menu for dinner planned. read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 25, 2013

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Time For Ambivalence" at:www.cybersalt.org/338x Also, please note that the Cybersalt Site will be offline for a few hour... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Time for Ambivalence

It's time for ambivalence. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Going to a Lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.  As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.  "What are you doing out here at 2 A... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Tennis Ball Lesson

A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1387

"A monument only says, 'At least I got this far,' while a footprint says, 'this is where I was when I moved again.'"- William Faulkner. read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Zeek's Hang Glider

In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after strug... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 24, 2013

This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite webs... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Traffic Jam Prank

There is stuck in traffic and then there is STUCK in traffic.  This is a great prank. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Doctor's Bill

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mis... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1386

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."- Tom Stoppard read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Average

Calling someone average is mean. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

Clean Jokes
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Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

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