Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1454 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News - August 11, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 11, 2013

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with the audio recording of my message from last week.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/messages Enjoy the rest... read more..
Too Distant / Too Close
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Too Distant / Too Close

The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To warn others, residents would yell out, "Flushing!" each time they flushed the toilets. During one of my daughte... read more..
Half Way Around the Sun
Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

Half Way Around the Sun

I have been half way around the sun as a mother -it happened as quickly as they said it would.Just as my belly stretched around his body,my heart has stretched and soared on love.I have caught glimpse... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 10, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 10, 2013

As mentioned earlier in the year, Cybersalt's 15th anniversary is coming up in September!  I've actually got something new in the works that I'm pretty excited about unveiling next month - more n... read more..
What Kind Of Spider Is This?
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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What Kind Of Spider Is This?

My secretary informed me there was a big spider in the kitchen sink in the basement of our church. As I carried out this act of chivalry I wondered, "What kind of spider is t... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3962 - August 10, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3962 - August 10, 2013

Issue #3962 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News As mentioned earlier in the year, Cybersalt's 15th anniversary is coming up in read more..
Lawn Ornaments
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Lawn Ornaments

Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of those pink flamingos, two of the sunflowers, and one of those bent-over grandma in bloomers." Cashier reply's:... read more..
Quote #1376
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1376

"Better that I find you, God, and leave the questions unanswered, than to find the answers without finding you."- Aurelius Augustinus read more..
Powerful Super Heroes
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Powerful Super Heroes

The Man of Steel and Iron Man are powerful alloys. read more..
One-liner #0928
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0928

"A lot of people cry when they chop onions, but the trick is not to form an emotional bond." read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3961 - August 9, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3961 - August 9, 2013

Issue #3961 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one I found read more..
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 9, 2013

There are 2 new pages on the Cybersalt Site today.  The first one I found very inspiring to watch.  You'll find "Big Universe" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/big-universe The other video is si... read more..
Golf Comeback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Golf Comeback

(This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub read more..
One-liner #0927
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0927

"Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight." - The Swiss Army read more..
Quote #1375
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1375

"It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching."- Francis of Assisi read more..
Roman Numerals
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Roman Numerals

Fancy Roman Numerals? No sir, not on my watch!... read more..
Big Universe
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Big Universe

"God made man small and the universe big to say something about himself."- John Piper read more..
Cat Shark
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Cat Shark

This video is simply too bizarre to adequately describe in words. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You will find "Bun Warmer" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bun-warmer Enjoy the rest of today's mailing... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3960 - August 8, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3960 - August 8, 2013

Issue #3960 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site t read more..
Bun Warmer
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bun Warmer

As soon as the meat is finished you can warm your buns. ... read more..
Talking Horse
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Talking Horse

A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are ... read more..
Do You Have a Life?
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Do You Have a Life?

Have you ever been embarrassed by misunderstanding something somebody said? It happened to me a few days ago. I was on a public bus. I was bored, so I was playing Tetris on my cell phone. An elderly... read more..
One-liner #0926
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0926

"You may say that I'm a dreamer: the clinical term is narcoleptic." read more..
Quote #1374
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1374

"Pray, and let God worry."- Martin Luther read more..
Origami Tutor
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Origami Tutor

I hired a private origami tutor and I must say the quality of my work has improved tenfold! read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3959 - August 7, 2013
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #3959 - August 7, 2013

Issue #3959 Today's Table of Contents   Click here to read today's issue online! Cybersalt News Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 7, 2013

Yesterday was a dusty day at Cybersalt World Headquarters.  CWH is located next to a really large gravel pit which is being developed for houses. At first glance I thought there was a light fog r... read more..
Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated

Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Dated ~ Never date anyone who is rude to the waiter/waitress. ~ Never date anyone who is rude to their mother. ~ If they have a tendency to be rude to you now, just... read more..
Quote #1373
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1373

"Do not expect always to get an emotional charge or a feeling of quiet peace when you read the Bible. By the grace of God you may expect that to be a frequent experience, but often you will get no emo read more..
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