Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1422 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 4, 2013

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Shopping With Grandma" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shopping-with-grandma There... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8259

Shopping With Grandma

Some people will do anything to get the seniors' discount! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4240

Can You See Me?

I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it difficult for them to distinguish fa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2594

Baptism

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1441

Quote #1360

"The weakest believer and the strongest saint are alike equally justified. Justification admits no degrees. A man is either wholly justified or wholly condemned in the sight of God."- C.J. Mahaney read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2489

Bunch of Flowers

"Life is like a bunch of flowers"- Florist Gump read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1991

One-liner #0912

"The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1856
4 min read

Easter Truth

Matt preached a phenomenal sermon on Sunday, and I was lucky enough to talk things through with him earlier in the week, so the truths have had extra time to sink in to my blown mind (unrelated: if pa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1474

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2013

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt Site today.  You'll find "Death Star" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/death-star Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7074

Death Star

A death stare for the Death Star. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3815

Chose Your Weapon

Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2108

Modesty, Pride

In November 1919, shortly after Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by observations made from the island of Principe during an eclipse, Sir Arthur Eddington, an early advocate of relativity,... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1726

Quote #1359

"Rationality is seldom the partner of deception."- Justice Christopher Grauer read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6036

Meringue Pie

"BOO-MERINGUE: When you angrily send back your pie." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1900

One-liner #0911

"Whenever I need a moment to myself, I just go to MySpace." read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1232

Stumble - stay in the light

This christian cartoon features bible truths for when we stumble read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1379

Burning Bush - Jeff

This christian cartoon features a burning bush moment in an office cubicle read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1474

Coneheads - lessons from my dog

This Christian cartoon features a guy curbing distasteful habits by wearing a pet cone read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1052

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2013

Thank you all for your kind words of appreciation as the Cybersalt Digest returned to your inboxes yesterday.  As you may have noticed, mailings now feature a link you can use to read e... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14154

Baptist Air Conditioner

When humidity wins out over forgiveness. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3590

Computerized Airline

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps cam... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2123

If Children Live With…

If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn and be judgemental. If children live with hostility, they learn to be angry and fight. If children live with ridicule, they lear... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1637

Quote #1358

"It is not great minds or great plans or great ideas that God uses. It is great likeness to Jesus Christ."- Murray McCheyne read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2923

Rehab Sign

"I saw a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said, 'Keep off the Grass.'" read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1798

One-liner #0910

"There are only three kinds of people: Those who are good in math and those who are not." read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2135

Moses - two tablets (ipad, android)

  This bible cartoon from features Moses receiving the ten commadments from the Lord in two tablets (ipad and android) read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1352

Jeff - Assigning at church

  This cartoon shares the challenge of attending church with so many electronic distractions read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1561

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2013

No, this is not an April Fools joke - I really am sending out the Cybersalt Digest today!  I figured that since yesterday (Easter Sunday) was a day of celebration of Jesus' resurrection, today wo... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4347

Super Mario Cat

Here's a great video of a cat who gets a spring in his step when his owner plays Super Mario Brothers.  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4521

Taxi Grad

A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?" "I'm the Class of 2012, just... read more..