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When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper ... read more..

Stool Happens! ... read more..

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.... read more..

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.  The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"  The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here t... read more..

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion. Getty put up quit... read more..

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" ... read more..

Elijah and the widow from Zarephath's plan in a time of trouble is a model for us to imitate when our own times of trouble come. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150118.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last week we had a baptism so this week there is a video to watch.... read more..

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is... read more..

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Recent discoveries have really stirred up the"old signs" vs. "young signs" debate. ... read more..

If you'd like to learn how to spin like Spider-Man make sure to sign up for his new webinar.... read more..

"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy." read more..

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.... read more..

Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?" A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest.  "I am the strongest!" "Great!" the first man said.   "Can you help me p... read more..

Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th... read more..

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/a49u Remember when it was considered creepy to follow peopl... read more..

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1.  "Eagle?  I thought you said BEAGLE." 2.  "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3.  "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4.  "Sorry, sir, you... read more..

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..