Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2514

Race Horses in a Stable

Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2033

Battle Talk

When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.... read more..

16 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2159

4 min read

Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?

Sometimes an idea will take possession of my mind and literally run with it. Most of the time when an idea sees the condition of my mind it slowly walks away shaking its head. Someone said a mind is a... read more..

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2102

Heredity

With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing wi... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1838

Quote #1478

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde read more..

16 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2104

One-liner #1030

What do they put for 'hair color' on the driver's licenses of bald men?... read more..

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1258

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low Enjoy t... read more..

15 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2900

Tough Hunting Call

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry b... read more..

15 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2613

Flying Low

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2082

Quote #1477

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1905

Bovine Delivery

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated. ... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1905

Teacher Parents

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3289

You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1749

One-liner #1029

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1311

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

14 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2042

Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..

14 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2030

Subjectivity

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3316

Little Voice

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

14 Apr

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4750

Time to Visit

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor. ... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1834

Flight Memories

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.... read more..

14 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1634

One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1330

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2881

Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked ... read more..

13 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3811

Cat Cup

When a cat wants it that waya cat wants it that way. (It's definitely different from this method) ... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7615

2 min read

Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ... read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2203

Empathy

A Sunday school teacher was telling her youngsters about Daniel and the Lion's Den. To illustrate the lesson she had a picture of Daniel standing, brave and confident, with a group of lions around him... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3307

Quote #1475

"God is looking for people through whom He can do the impossible. What a pity we plan to do only the things that we can do by ourselves." - A.W. Tozer read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1643

One-liner #1027

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1681

Glass Skipper

Glass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1251

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2016

When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun? When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn... read more..

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