Monthly Archive

2016

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Quote #1491
Quotes
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Quote #1491

  You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..
Tingling Senses
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..
Theatre Ban
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Theatre Ban

After the London Playwrights Guild found out what Shakespeare was up to, he was bard for life.... read more..
One-liner #1043
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1043

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - unknown read more..
A Brokxn Kxy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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A Brokxn Kxy

Evxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works quitx wxll xxcxpt for onx of the kxys. I havx many timxs wishxd that it workxd pxrfxctly. It is trux that thxrx arx forty-onx kxys that function wx... read more..
Good Robbery
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Good Robbery

The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized. "It's bad," said the proprietor, "but it's not as bad as it could have been if he'd robbed me yesterday." "Why i... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4095 - May 2, 2016

Cybersalt News If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 2, 2016

If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, summer is on the way. Before then, be sure to get your car's air conditioner tuned up or repaired. Try to do better than the subject of the Cybersalt Site's new... read more..
One-liner #1042
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2015
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One-liner #1042

I just got lost in thought; it was unfamiliar territory.... read more..
Quote #1490
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1490

"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see." – John Burroughs read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4094 - May 1, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4094 - May 1, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspire read more..
Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - May 1, 2016

Sunday greetings and happy May everyone! There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt Site today. Some out there will think I'm going to Hell in a hand basket for being inspired by it, but Bon... read more..
Air Conditioner Tune-Up
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Air Conditioner Tune-Up

Summer is coming. Remember to tune up your car's air conditioner! ... read more..
This is What it's All About
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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This is What it's All About

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.... read more..
Bono and Eugene Peterson
Videos
Pastor Tim
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Bono and Eugene Peterson

This video of Eugene Peterson and Bono meeting to discuss the Psalms is wonderfully inspiring on a number of different levels. ... read more..
Motel Work Ethic
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Motel Work Ethic

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..
A Dog's Diary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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A Dog's Diary

5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the newspaper hitting the driveway roused me from my deep slumber, and the impact indicated the paper was much heavier than normal, I realized that... read more..
Food Allergy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Food Allergy

Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was impressed with the way the doctor directed his comments and questions to my son. When he asked Casey, "Is there... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4093 - April 30, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4093 - April 30, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Bike Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Some tread water while others tread faces; you'll see what I mean when you check out "Face Tread" at:www.cybersalt.org/ read more..
Cybersalt News - April 30, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 30, 2016

There is a new Funny Bike Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Some tread water while others tread faces; you'll see what I mean when you check out "Face Tread" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/ read more..
Face Tread
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Face Tread

Some tread water andsome tread faces. ... read more..
Quality of Life
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Quality of Life

My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens... read more..
Waiting at the Door
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Waiting at the Door

I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an example of true love," I repli... read more..
One-liner #1041
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1041

Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again.... read more..
Quote #1489
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1489

"Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, it will be." – Jeremy Schwartz read more..
Seasonal Dieting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Seasonal Dieting

Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now all I have are spring rolls.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4092 - April 29, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4092 - April 29, 2016

Cybersalt News There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/hal read more..
Cybersalt News - April 29, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - April 29, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/half-stay  Enj... read more..
Half Stay
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Half Stay

Roscoe had mastered 50% ofsit and stay. ... read more..
Respect, Reverence
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Respect, Reverence

When I was stationed at Myrtle Beach, S.C., I spent my spare time fishing in the backwaters of the Intracoastal Waterway. Soon I became a guide of sorts for some senior non-commissioned officers. Onc... read more..
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