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Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For Pete's sake, you are probabl... read more..

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thankful for the initial results from the Be a Billionaire fund raiser. We have been able to help 2 persecuted families with this month's rent, food, and some other k... read more..

Before you read this PearlyGates item, I want to warn you that there is a word used in a manner within it that not all of you may appreciate. I myself, personally, do not think this joke is unclean bu... read more..

After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innoce... read more..

"The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will make you an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you." - Werner Heisenberg, father of Quantum Physics read more..

Says one hiker, "Dang, I can't find the device that helps me locate delicious mushrooms!" Responds his friend, "Oh no! You've lost your morel compass!"... read more..

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a birthday/anniversary card. The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man sai... read more..