Monthly Archive

November 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
1899
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One-liner #1335

I absolutely refuse to be assertive!... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4406 - November 29, 2018

  Issue #4406                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I finally finished uploading all the bills d read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1143
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 29, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I finally finished uploading all the bills donated to the to the Be a Billionaire fundraiser. You can check out the available combos (and singles) at:www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4206
<1min

Obituary

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses,... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2180
<1min

Cliff Hanger

"I can't get down from the mountain!" Tom alleged. read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2447
<1min

Quote #1776

  "To fall in love with God is the greatest of all romances, to seek Him, the greatest of all adventures, to find him, the greatest human achievement." - Augustine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5248
<1min

Break Even

Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in. One robber rushes the teller windows, one guards the door and the third bank robber stands in the middle of the bank and yells, "Right! Everyone up ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2705
<1min

Guilty Pleasure

It was moving day. The previous owners were going to finish moving out that morning, and we were going to start moving in that afternoon. We showed up just as they were finishing up, around lunchtime... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1995
<1min

One-liner #1334

When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what to say.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4405 - November 25, 2018

  Issue #4405                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1134
<1min

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! You've heard of Black Friday and maybe Cyber Monday, but how about Giving Tuesday?  Giving Tuesday is a recent a move to help raise funds for good causes after the fre... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2670
4 min read

It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day

I do not know about anybody else, but I truly enjoy Thanksgiving Day. It is not just because of the turkey that the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage prepares so brilliantly, although, I cannot think... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2298
<1min

Color Commentary

Overheard between friends: What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn't.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2456
<1min

Quote #1775

"We are too prone to engrave our trials in marble and write our blessings in sand." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4502
<1min

Light Confusion

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday School presentation. His mother, sitting in the front row to prompt him, gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it didn't help. Her son's ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2524
<1min

Hair Pulling Lesson

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the mother says, "your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while la... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
3576
<1min

Thirty Billion - 2 Consecutive Bills and 1 Close

Donate US$119.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers and a third 10 Billion Dollar Bill which is one serial number off of the pair. All pro... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1264
<1min

Sixty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1127
<1min

Forty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1105
<1min

Eighty Billion - 4 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$249.99 and receive 4 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1123
<1min

One Hundred Billion - 5 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$399.99 and receive 5 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1092
<1min

Three Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it a... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1036
<1min

Five Billion - 5 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$399.99 and receive 5 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1061
<1min

Two Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 1 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1078
<1min

Twenty Billion - 2 Bills in Sequence

Donate US$99.99 and receive two Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 20 Billion Dollar Bills whose serial numbers are sequential. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how i... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1023
<1min

Thirty Billion - 3 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$149.99 and receive three Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it ... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1070
<1min

Sixty Billion - Mixed Sets of Close to Consecutive Bills

Donate US$289.99 and receive this set of 6 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with a set of 3 sequential serial numbers, a set of 2 sequential serial numbers, and a single bill.  Al... read more..

Be A Bill
Pastor Tim
1048
<1min

Eighty Billion - 8 Consecutive Bills

Donate US$999.99 and receive 8 Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe 10 Billion Dollar Bills with sequential serial numbers. All proceeds go to help persecuted Christians in need. Click here to learn how it all ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4435
<1min

Hunting Bear

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.  Finally, he turned and ran as fast ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1842
<1min

One-liner #1333

We can't get a volunteer army unless we draft it.... read more..

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