Monthly Archive

2019

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I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1925
4 min read

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..
Quote #1855
Quotes
Susan Davis
1868
<1min

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..
One-Liner #1414
One-liners
Susan Davis
1770
<1min

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..
Farm Talk
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1783
<1min

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..
House Points
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4623
<1min

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..
Making Friends
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2602
<1min

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4487 - September 19, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
105
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4487 - September 19, 2019

  Issue #4487                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cyb read more..
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1190
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..
Quote #1854
Quotes
Susan Davis
1869
<1min

Quote #1854

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..
One-Liner #1413
One-liners
Susan Davis
1773
<1min

One-Liner #1413

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..
Dying Preacher
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4502
<1min

Dying Preacher

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..
Housework Challenged
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4159
<1min

Housework Challenged

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..
Work Reputation
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2549
<1min

Work Reputation

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..
Enter the Poor
Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
4624
2 min read

Enter the Poor

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4486 - September 15, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt read more..
Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1148
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..
Quote #1853
Quotes
Susan Davis
2024
<1min

Quote #1853

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..
Diet Exclamation
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1734
<1min

Diet Exclamation

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..
One-Liner #1412
One-liners
Susan Davis
1569
<1min

One-Liner #1412

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..
It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1831
4 min read

It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..
Cereal Adjustment
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4439
<1min

Cereal Adjustment

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..
Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2625
1 min read

Prayer

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4485 - September 12, 2019

  Issue #4485                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Hea read more..
Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1110
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Headquarters today is lots of rain - and we need it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
One-Liner #1411
One-liners
Susan Davis
1486
<1min

One-Liner #1411

Self-Annihilating Description He's a typical man of distinction.... read more..
Lazy Fishing
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4584
<1min

Lazy Fishing

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal r... read more..
Quote #1852
Quotes
Susan Davis
1728
<1min

Quote #1852

"I would like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm playing Monopoly I'm a terrible person." - Unknown read more..
Self-Serve Dentistry
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1745
<1min

Self-Serve Dentistry

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide? Dentist: Knock yourself out!... read more..
Excerpts from A Dog's Diary
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
2 min read

Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am - OH BOY! DO... read more..
Teenagers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2711
<1min

Teenagers

"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13-year-old son." "OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis read more..
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