Monthly Archive

2019

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One-liner #1380
One-liners
Susan Davis
2036
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One-liner #1380

If you ever hear me order a decaf coffee, I've been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.... read more..
Horse Home
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1849
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Horse Home

The National Equestrian Center near Lake St. Louis is a gaited community. - Walter McLauren... read more..
Portrait of Revenge
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3857
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Portrait of Revenge

Rebecca was the wealthy wife of a very successful businessman. One day, she decided to have her portrait painted as a gift to her husband. When she arrived at the artist's studio for her first sitting... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4451 - May 19, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4451 - May 19, 2019

  Issue #4451                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday.& read more..
Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1371
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Grandma Cybersalt and I finally took advantage of a getaway that our church generously gave us when I retired from&nbs... read more..
Goal Warning
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
2020
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Goal Warning

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations!... read more..
One-liner #1379
One-liners
Susan Davis
1898
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One-liner #1379

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Complaints We have worked ourselves into a frenzy of lethargy!... read more..
Quote #1821
Quotes
Susan Davis
2045
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Quote #1821

"This generation has forgotten that the gospel message does not clean up and shine the outside of a person, rather it bores into the very heart and soul of a person and radically changes that person read more..
Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1893
4 min read

Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging

In our world today, it is difficult to find anything good, let alone anything good to say about anything or anyone. One thing I like about the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is that she can find ... read more..
Flower Request
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4312
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Flower Request

"I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?" Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while s read more..
Sharp Enthusiasm
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1932
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Sharp Enthusiasm

Because my daughter always complained that she didn't have any sharp knives, I bought her some. I phoned later and asked how she liked them. "They're terrific!" she replied enthusiastically. "I've al... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4450 - May 12, 2019

Cybersalt News Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" fro read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1154
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2019

Happy Mother's Day, MomSunday greetings everyone and happy Mother's Day to my mom. This year I am showing off a picture of my mom on the old CBS television show, "What's My Line?" from August 4, 1963.... read more..
One-liner #1378
One-liners
Susan Davis
1744
<1min

One-liner #1378

Yesterday, tomorrow was the day after tomorrow.... read more..
Quote #1820
Quotes
Susan Davis
2116
<1min

Quote #1820

  "No one discovers the future.The future is not a discovery.The future is not a destiny.The future is a decision, an intervention.The future is a function of our choices and creations." - Leon read more..
And Then It Was Friday
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1989
4 min read

And Then It Was Friday

Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible. For example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage on Monday morning hands me her “honey-do-list” to c... read more..
Visiting Grandma
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4584
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Visiting Grandma

Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front d... read more..
Pancake Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1844
<1min

Pancake Prayer

A six-year-old said grace at family dinner one evening. "Dear God, thank You for the pancakes." When she concluded, her mother asked her why she thanked God for pancakes when they were having c... read more..
Expecting
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4391
<1min

Expecting

You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4449 - May 9, 2019

  Issue #4449                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1052
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1819
Quotes
Susan Davis
3017
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Quote #1819

"Don't say God has been silent when your Bible has been closed." - Toby Mac #Speak Life read more..
One-liner #1377
One-liners
Susan Davis
1996
<1min

One-liner #1377

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay ... again.... read more..
Classic Groucho
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4279
<1min

Classic Groucho

One day a man approached Groucho Marx and said, "Please insult my wife. My wife loves your work. It would really give her a thrill if you insulted her." Groucho turned to the man and said, "Sir, you... read more..
Dr. Larry N. Jitis
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1697
<1min

Dr. Larry N. Jitis

My great-grandfather was a veterinarian. He apparently suffered from life-long laryngitis: that's why he ended up being a hoarse doctor.... read more..
What a Hoot
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4634
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What a Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a lo... read more..
Remember the Good Old Days
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841
<1min

Remember the Good Old Days

A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. "Just act surprised and tell them you didn't think that they... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
103
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4448 - May 5, 2019

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregat read more..
Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1178
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! As I've mentioned earlier, Grandma Cybersalt and I are now working with refugees and persecuted Christians, a ministry change from pastoring local congregations. Participat... read more..
Quote #1818
Quotes
Susan Davis
1986
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Quote #1818

"God uses men who are weak and feeble enough to lean on him." - Hudson Taylor read more..
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