Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 685 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2082
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2082

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." - Garrison K read more..
Ugly Suit
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6908
<1min

Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the cler... read more..
Woman at Work
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2800
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Woman at Work

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." read more..
On Company Time
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2530
<1min

On Company Time

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?! Susie: It grew on company time. Boss: Not all that hair! Susie: I didn't get it all cut.... read more..
One-Liner #1645
One-liners
Susan Davis
1384
<1min

One-Liner #1645

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.... read more..
The BOGO Queen Has Left the Building
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1619
4 min read

The BOGO Queen Has Left the Building

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf. When first married, I did go grocery shopping onc... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4722 - March 27, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4722 - March 27, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up ta... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 27, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1106
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This w... read more..
Quote #2081
Quotes
Susan Davis
1274
<1min

Quote #2081

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others." - Timothy Keller read more..
One-Liner #1644
One-liners
Susan Davis
1288
<1min

One-Liner #1644

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.... read more..
Robbie's Move
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4398
<1min

Robbie's Move

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and ... read more..
Funeral Story
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2504
<1min

Funeral Story

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ... read more..
Praying for a Brother
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2632
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Praying for a Brother

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, h... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4721 - March 24, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
100
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4721 - March 24, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday!  I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things ... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 24, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1120
<1min

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things considered, it's not the worst cavity search one can be a pa... read more..
Does Your Campground Have a BC?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
10926
2 min read

Does Your Campground Have a BC?

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote t... read more..
Farming Dream
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3924
<1min

Farming Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," ... read more..
Pork Author
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2513
<1min

Pork Author

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names f... read more..
Work Ethic
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2609
<1min

Work Ethic

I worked as an accountant in a paper mill where my boss decided that it would improve motivation to split a bonus between the two shifts based on what percentage of the total production each one accom... read more..
Quote #2078
Quotes
Susan Davis
1318
<1min

Quote #2078

“I don't want to be swallowed by the darkness. Nor do I want to be blinded by the beautiful façade. No, I want to be part of a people who see the darkness, know it's real, and then, then, then, light ... read more..
One-Liner #1641
One-liners
Susan Davis
1141
<1min

One-Liner #1641

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.... read more..
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1662
4 min read

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing

As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4720 - March 20, 2022
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
112
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4720 - March 20, 2022

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropract... read more..
Cybersalt News - March 20, 2022
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1197
2 min read

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place.  All together I have... read more..
One-Liner #1643
One-liners
Susan Davis
1273
<1min

One-Liner #1643

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.... read more..
Quote #2080
Quotes
Susan Davis
1299
<1min

Quote #2080

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." - Ukrainian Proverb read more..
You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4244
<1min

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eye read more..
In the Lead by Inches
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2530
<1min

In the Lead by Inches

"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot." read more..
Amish School Sayings
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Amish School Sayings

And no, they didn't e-mail them to me... ~ I am only one, but I'm still someone. ~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something. ~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right t... read more..
How Much Is It?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1410
<1min

How Much Is It?

Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while he get's a one day pass for good behaviour, so he goes to Moscow and walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours" "Yes" "A... read more..
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