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Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other. I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequen... read more..

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."... read more..

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever." "Sounds like a virus." "Everyone in the office has it." "Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..

~ Jumping on the bandwagon ~ Wading through paperwork ~ Running around in circles ~ Pushing your luck ~ Spinning your wheels ~ Adding fuel to the fire ~ Beating your head against the wall ~ C... read more..

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far to... read more..

"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them." - Reese Witherspoon read more..