Monthly Archive

April 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 54 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2102

Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
234

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4889

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
250

Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
254

Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
266

One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
363

Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2107

You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
387

How Old is Too Old

I have never thought too much about my age. After all, you cannot choose when you will be born. Age is just a matter of thinking, and thinking is not my strong suit. I never really thought about bein... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5764

First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
227

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm Sunday?" Funny story: I did not realize it was Palm Sunday l... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
308

Quote #2172

"The strength of patience hangs on our capacity to believe that God is up to something good for us in all our delays and detours." - John Piper, Battling Unbelief: Defeating Sin with Superior Pleasur read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
279

One-Liner #1736

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4677

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2156

Joke Execution

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1619

Touch of Wonder

When I was about 13 and my brother 10, our father promised to take us to the circus. But then at lunchtime there was a phone call--some urgent business that required his attention downtown--and we bra... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
246

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
458

A Day Trip in the Sissy Van

Last week was the first anniversary of my heart attack. My celebratory plan was to go to McDonald’s for a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake. I tried to keep my plan secret, ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
239

Quote #2171

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
241

One-Liner #1735

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
271

Quote #2170

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3087

Exercise Routine

Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. *Always ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2423

Gesundheit 3X

Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1673

Burning Your Bridges

A hot-headed golfer with a penchant for breaking clubs was playing one day when he came to the 16th hole, where he faced an approach shot across a ravine. He said to his caddie, "What kind of distanc... read more..

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