Monthly Archive

September 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
588

What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3012

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6456

Casserole Pun

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
357

Quote #2212

"Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Unknown read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1877

The Oyster

There once was an oyster Whose story I tell Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain but it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now,... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
349

One-Liner #1777

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
307

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending out my first newsletter. That first edition went on September... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3443

Seriously Hurt?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver,  "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" th... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
524

Memories Can Be So Memorable

In growing older, I noticed a strange phenomenon. The older I get, the more I forget. I remember things that happened in my youth and the pressure of those memories is, are they true, or am I just mak... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
328

Quote #2211

"Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference." - Max Lucado read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
365

One-Liner #1776

(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.) Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you have always been faster. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4344

Check that Address!

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.  He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3037

Boat Names

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watert... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1914

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't wa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
281

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the coming week. The last really good rain we experienced was ba... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
287

One-Liner #1775

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
268

Quote #2210

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." - Marcus Aurelius read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6704

Buddhist Pun

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2101

Born Again

An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see "whoever wrote the obituary column." When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, "You can see I'm very... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3234

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2457

Crime Stories

IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a hand... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
302

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the sys... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3874

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The law... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
286

Quote #2209

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do." - Unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
356

One-Liner #1774

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2022

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7243

Birth Pun

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapp... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
330

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infectious faith that I had to share it with you. However, being o... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
444

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

Upon retirement, my life changed in few ways. I'm still as busy as before; I just don't get a paycheck for being busy. Nothing has changed that much. The one thing that has changed is I schedule a na... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
321

Quote #2207

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire read more..

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