Monthly Archive

New Year's Eve greetings, everyone! As Earth spins out the old year, and spins in a new year, Susan and I want to thank you again for being a part of our lives through the Cybersalt Digest Newsletter... read more..

45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter?  -- NOT! Dogs cannot lie. Dogs never resist nap time. You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog. Dogs don't pester you abo... read more..

If confession is good for the soul, I must confess here, I have not been successful at everything in my life. Oh yes, there are a few things I have been successful at, which I won’t mention right now.... read more..

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.... read more..

A few days after Christmas last year, my six year old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, my Playstation that... read more..

"Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage." - Susan Sontag read more..

I prepare to meet the New: Old Year! a parting word that's true, For we've been comrades, you and I -- I thank God for each day of you; There! bless you now! Old Year, good-bye! ~ Robert Service... read more..

Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December: “Let’s have another round, shall we?”... read more..

~ It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. ~ My ... read more..

It doesn't seem possible another Christmas has come and gone. They come and go so fast that I'm not sure I can keep up with all of this. Every year, our family has more people, which is never bad. ... read more..

Afrikaans - Geseënde kersfees en voorspoedige nuwe jaar Apache (Western) - Gozhqq Keshmish Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida Croatian - Sretan Bozic Danish - Glædelig Jul oggodt nytår ... read more..

"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis read more..

First man: "I hear the First National Bank is looking for a new teller." Second man: "I thought they just hired a new teller last week." First man: "Right. That's the one they're looking for."... read more..

One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her children of their thank-you note duties. As a result their grandmother never received acknowledgments of the generous checks... read more..

Oh look, the last Chicken Thursday of 2023! Grandma Cybersalt's and my Christmas experienced some last minute changes when our granddaughter tested positive for COVID on Christmas Eve. That resulted ... read more..

Just checked that the carton of milk in my fridge expired December 31; unlike me, it had a date on New Year’s Eve.... read more..

Christmas Eve greetings, everyone! Once again this season finds us hearkening to Christmases past as a blueprint to reference the recreation of the traditions and conditions that have comforted us fo... read more..

Last year at Christmas time, I dressed up in my Santa suit and after greeting my children, my wife asked the kids if they wanted to take Santa to a relative's house. They said yes. So I got in the... read more..

A tradition, a friend of mine used to opine, is anything done more than once. He just may have something there. I love tradition; however, many people turn their nose up at the word as though it was a... read more..

"A bookstore is one of the only piece of evidence we have that people are still thinking." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

If I speak in the tongues of Christmas materialism and greed but have not love, I am only a tinny Christmas song or an out of tune choir. If I have the gift of knowing what Aunt Agatha will give me t... read more..

In light of Competition Global Challenges, the North Pole is required to continue to take more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to take place in the "Twelv... read more..

"Jesus became man because what was needed was the death of a man who was more than man. The incarnation was God's locking himself into death row." - John Piper read more..

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-a-roid.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - on the shortest day of the year (in the Northern Hemisphere!) The water tank at Cybersalt World Headquarters has started to leak, but we are thankful it is a very, very sl... read more..

The worst part about not buying snacks so you won't eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack!... read more..

"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things, not the great occasions, give off the greatest glow of happiness." - Bob Hope read more..

If you like this one, there is another version of the "Love Chapter" (1 Corinthians 13) rewritten for Christmas here.  +++++++++++++++++++ If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows, ... read more..

It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mom if he could have a new bike.  So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus.  But Sam, having just played a vita... read more..

I am terrified of the Santa at the mall where I work. Our company psychiatrist met with me and has discovered I am Claustrophobic.... read more..