Monthly Archive

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is.  How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..

Every once in a while, I have a little thought giggling in my brain to the effect that if only I had it my way. I don’t have it often, but I try to take it seriously when I do. My personal history is... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about that because just as I was giving up for the day, our daught... read more..

ON DEEP THOUGHTS: A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES: There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane".  If you buy this, take it home, play it, and... read more..

Baseball was a well-established sport even in biblical times: Genesis 1:1 ... "In the big inning" Genesis 24:15,16 ... "Rebekah went to the well with a pitcher" Numbers 11:32 ... "ten homers" Seco... read more..

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke read more..

"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs ... I simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." - Sgt Johnny Joey Jones read more..

Hike in groups; bears like to have options.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any company!... read more..

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it's best to use subtle tea.... read more..

"Children are not a distraction from more important work; they are the most important work." - C. S. Lewis read more..

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, ... read more..

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was ... read more..