Monthly Archive

February 2024

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The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4889 - February 15, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4889 - February 15, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You shou... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Linda Street-Ely. I was a treat to meet Linda in a Zoom call last week. You should check out her website at www.paperairplanepublishing... read more..
Quote #2244
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2244

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman read more..
One-Liner #1809
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1809

How come when I buy one loaf of bread it's gone in two days, but when I buy two all of a sudden no one eats bread anymore?... read more..
Baby Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Baby Help

Nancy's nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick. His little face scrunched and said, "How does the baby get out of... read more..
Cheese
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cheese

There's nothing grate about sliced cheese.... read more..
Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Self Control, The Tongue, Speaking, Gossip

If your lips you'd keep from slips, Five things observe with care, To whom you speak, of whom you speak, and how and when and where.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4888 - February 11, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
125
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4888 - February 11, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! It has been a while since I've added a new contributor to the Cybersalt Digest, so I am looking forward to addi... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! If you like eights, I know you are enjoying today's episode number! It has been a while since I've added a new contributor to the Cybersalt Digest, so I am looking forwar... read more..
O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1532
4 min read

O Energy, O Energy, Wherefore Art Thou O Energy

Since I have reached a certain age, I cannot reveal that age; my energy seems limited. I don't have the energy I once had. Where it has gone, I have yet to discover. I once inquired of The Gracious M... read more..
One-Liner #1808
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1808

On a scale of one to 10, I'd give you a nine - and I'm the one you need!... read more..
Aluminum Man
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Aluminum Man

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..
Quote #2243
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2243

"Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost." - Khalil Gibran read more..
Animal Superbowl
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Animal Superbowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passiona... read more..
Romance, Youth, Technology
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Romance, Youth, Technology

Some teachers at state universities get to know our students fairly well. One instructor told his communications class of his plans to propose marriage. A student spoke up and said that he had recent... read more..
In Flight Announcement
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

In Flight Announcement

A plane took off from Louisville International Airport, and when it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain started his announcements over the intercom.  "Ladies and gentleman, this... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4887 - February 8, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
113
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4887 - February 8, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emai... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - February 8, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On my quest to have a zero inbox, I am happy to report that I have managed to get if back down to under 500 emails. Sometimes just keeping on trying is progress in life! T... read more..
Candidate Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4151
<1min

Candidate Pun

A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming to announce the outcome of a political election. "More on candidates at 10pm," he said. My ten-year-old son looked at me in disbelief. "I didn't know t... read more..
Advice, Arrogance
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Advice, Arrogance

A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the doctor. The patient answered, "My local General Practitioner." "Y... read more..
Bob's Lesson
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4542
<1min

Bob's Lesson

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautifu... read more..
One-Liner #1807
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1807

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn and now we wait.... read more..
Quote #2242
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2242

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin that will prevent bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intell... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4886 - February 4, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
109
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4886 - February 4, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bough... read more..
Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I forgot to report, last Chicken Thursday, about how my birthday gift went over with Grandma Cybersalt. I bought her a guitar and she was very happy to receive it. On the ... read more..
The Cookie Monster Has Returned
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1610
4 min read

The Cookie Monster Has Returned

Sitting in my office working on some projects, I was suddenly surrounded by a familiar aroma. This surprised me because I had no idea what was happening. That aroma was familiar, but I couldn't ident... read more..
One-Liner #1806
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1806

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.... read more..
Circle Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Circle Pun

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?... read more..
Big City Worry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Big City Worry

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about security. The first night we placed a chair against the do... read more..
Navy Shots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Navy Shots

While I'm not sure of the procedure now, when I was in the Navy, every so often, you got umpteen shots, whether you needed them or not. The carrier pilot in front of me as we passed thru the line aske... read more..
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