Monthly Archive

April 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 59 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Bulletproof
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4288
<1min

Bulletproof

The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with their frustrated customers. One day a sweet elderl... read more..
Coyote / Flea
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4618
<1min

Coyote / Flea

What is the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.... read more..
Memory, Aging
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3322
<1min

Memory, Aging

My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to thin... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4904 - April 14, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4904 - April 14, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . .  . somewhere. Our church is putting o... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Later later today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to supper . . .  . somewhere. Our church is putting on a "Guess who's coming to dinner" event. We signed up to be... read more..
Touch My Coffee And You Die
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1535
4 min read

Touch My Coffee And You Die

Recently, illegitimate aliens of the worst kind have invaded our house illegally. It came to a head just the other day when we were sitting down to lunch, and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage h... read more..
Quote #2259
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Quote #2259

"I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else." - George Carlin read more..
60's Fans
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8080
<1min

60's Fans

Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert. When they returned home, my daughter said, "During the show, we looked back ... read more..
Cross-eyed Teacher
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4731
<1min

Cross-eyed Teacher

A cross-eyed teacher in Surrey has been sacked. He couldn't control his pupils.... read more..
Innocent Man Executed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2658
3 min read

Innocent Man Executed

This is a true story. In the middle east an innocent man allowed himself to be executed for the crimes committed by others. He willingly died a slow painful death so the people that rightly deserved ... read more..
One-liner #1824
One-liners
Susan Davis
1087
<1min

One-liner #1824

Hey Walmart, don't get angry at me if I forget to scan something; you literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4903 - April 11, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4903 - April 11, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last y... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
881
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 11, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today is a fun day at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Grandma Cybersalt and I attend (virtually) JDAYUSA. Last year we attended in person in Austin, Texas, but this year we... read more..
One-Liner #1823
One-liners
Susan Davis
1050
<1min

One-Liner #1823

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.... read more..
Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4021
<1min

Snoring Cure: A Pricey Operation or New Sports Car? 🤣

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring. So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering." "Well, there is one op... read more..
Tech Support Fun
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5540
2 min read

Tech Support Fun

Tech support has been needed since the very beginning. Enjoy these reminders of yesteryear, back when people had their first personal computers. +++A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem w... read more..
Boyfriend
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2768
<1min

Boyfriend

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.... read more..
Comparison
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2489
<1min

Comparison

A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple, how devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I don't k... read more..
Subscribe to Cybersalt
Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Subscribe to Cybersalt

We hope you enjoy your newsletter subscription(s)!     We hope you enjoy your newsletter subscription(s)! ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4902 - April 7, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
107
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4902 - April 7, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! I just realized that every Sunday mailing this year has gone out with 2023 in the title. I am very disappointed in you, Raul el Perro! There was no mailing last Chic... read more..
Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1657
4 min read

Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday?

The older I get, the more I wake up not knowing what day it is. That is particularly true on Mondays. My favorite day of the week is Sunday. I enjoy attending church, fellowshipping with other Christ... read more..
Quote #2258
Quotes
Susan Davis
1057
<1min

Quote #2258

"I believe in Christ, like I believe in the sun - not because I can see it, but by it I can see everything else." - C. S. Lewis read more..
Addicted to Thinking
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5307
2 min read

Addicted to Thinking

It started out innocently enough.  I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up.  Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I b... read more..
Contest
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3049
<1min

Contest

There once was a sweepstakes that offered a shopping center as first prize. The Supreme Court, however, ruled the contest illegal, since everyone knows you can't win a mall.... read more..
Retirement
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Retirement

My partner and I pulled our police cruiser up behind a car stopped on the shoulder of the highway. We got out and asked the driver if we could help. No, he replied, there was no trouble; he had just ... read more..
It's All Good
Susan Page
Susan Page
1462
4 min read

It's All Good

- photo by Susan PageThe word “good” is used a lot in our day-to-day conversation. We might say, “have a good day” or “good-night” or “have a good time” or “good-bye.” There are slang expressions like read more..
One-Liner #1822
One-liners
Susan Davis
1108
<1min

One-Liner #1822

If you're ugly and sad, buy a fishing boat and just be ugly.... read more..
Quote #2257
Quotes
Susan Davis
1098
<1min

Quote #2257

"The most important Christians are not the ones who preach great sermons and write great books, but the ones who pray, and pray, and pray some more, sharing the quiet but effective victory of Jesus ov read more..
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