Monthly Archive

May 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4911 - May 16, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4911 - May 16, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date sof... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
949
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date software is complete. There are still little things that pop up... read more..
😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
9327
<1min

😂 Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but a... read more..
Simple Faith in Action
Susan Page
Susan Page
1313
3 min read

Simple Faith in Action

There is a fascinating story at the beginning of Mark’s Gospel, chapter two. Use your imagination to visualize what happened in this short narrative. Crowds had gathered in Capernaum because Jesus wa... read more..
Lawyer Light Bulb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4245
3 min read

Lawyer Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement... read more..
Crime Pun
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
8181
<1min

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..
Just One
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2769
<1min

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..
Quote #2266
Quotes
Susan Davis
1446
<1min

Quote #2266

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices." - Dr. Crawford Loritts read more..
One-Liner #1831
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1831

When one door closes another one opens; other than that it's a pretty good car.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4910 - May 12, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
119
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4910 - May 12, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the A... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1602
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the Aurora Borealis (aka Northern Lights) made a very, very rare ... read more..
Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5602
4 min read

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

I was bogged down in a store aisle sorting through Mother's Day cards and having absolutely no luck. It is another Mother's Day and I was having trouble selecting the perfect Mother's Day card. I am t... read more..
Quote #2265
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
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Quote #2265

"My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters." - Michelle Obama read more..
One-Liner #1830
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1830

Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.... read more..
Progressive Motherhood
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5739
2 min read

Progressive Motherhood

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes -1st baby: You begi... read more..
Circus Wife
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3102
<1min

Circus Wife

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. The hu... read more..
Mothers' Maintenance Manual
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3560
2 min read

Mothers' Maintenance Manual

Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual... read more..
Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
8824
<1min

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4909 - May 9, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
168
7 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4909 - May 9, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me?  There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1149
2 min read

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me?  There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt and I have been doing some travelling. On April 25th, we bo... read more..
Renewed Strength
Susan Page
Susan Page
1377
4 min read

Renewed Strength

Photo by Susan PageAlthough my early childhood memories are vague at best, I know that I have always loved riding a bike. Back in the day, children rode three-wheelers until they were maybe 10 or 11. ... read more..
Amateur Paleontologist
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6293
3 min read

Amateur Paleontologist

Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to th... read more..
Customs Declaration
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Customs Declaration

After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check. In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his ... read more..
Marriage, Communication
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Marriage, Communication

Couples who have lived together a long time have their own way of communicating. A woman overheard her aunt and uncle one day: "What are you looking for in that closet?" she asked. "Nothing," he an... read more..
One-Liner #1829
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1829

I hate hotel bath towels ... so thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!... read more..
Quote #2264
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2264

"Calling bigotry an opinion is like calling arsenic a flavor." - Jack Cameron read more..
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