Monthly Archive

August 2024

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 74 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2282

"Live for the applause of nail-scarred hands." - Mark Batterson read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
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One-Liner #1847

Yesterday I was cooking dinner and my son came up to me and said, "Someday I'll work and help you with groceries, bills and house expenses..." My eyes started to tear up - my baby will be 32 next mont... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5997
2 min read

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable. Below are a string of memos we received over the course of just over 2 months: Casual Da... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Diamonds

Bill: It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. Doug: So what did she ask for? Bill: She said, "Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds." ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Sentiment

I guess I must have been poking through the cards for an awful long time, lingering from one card to another, because the clerk in the Hallmark store came over and said, "Sir, is there a problem?" "Y... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4933 - August 4, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! Remember how I have been working on emptying my email inbox? Well, I just discovered that emails sent in reply to Cybersalt Digests have not been getting downloaded since ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
866
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Quote #2281

"When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you." - Walter Payton read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7917
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The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

A mother was teaching her young daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother.  Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother liste... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Slow Down Therapy - Part 2

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition. 14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words. 15. Give yourself permission to be read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
963
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Ship Building Happens

I've been thinking about Noah's ark. It was made of gopher wood and pitched inside and out. I asked myself if the pitch was a fast-ball, a curve, a change-up or... I know they wouldn't have used a sin... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1002
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One-Liner #1846

My son, Luke, loves how I named my kids after Star Wars characters; my daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4932 - August 1, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to August and (if you are reading this in the PearlyGates newsletter) PearlyGates Edition number 1,000!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1004
2 min read

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - welcome to August and (if you are reading this in the PearlyGates newsletter) PearlyGates Edition number 1,000! This is a very special August 1st for a friend of Grandma C... read more..

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