Monthly Archive

December 2024

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Quote #2318
Quotes
Susan Davis
952
<1min

Quote #2318

"Now you would think that if God so rules the world as to use an empire-wide census to bring Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem, he surely could have seen to it that a room was available in the inn. "Yes, read more..
O Come, O Come Emmanuel
Susan Page
Susan Page
1196
3 min read

O Come, O Come Emmanuel

- photo by Susan PageRecently, I attended a concert where traditional Christmas carols were beautifully shared. I deeply appreciate the rich history behind the words and the tradition of these sacred read more..
Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨
Illustrations
Susan Davis
987
2 min read

Childhood Memories: The Magic of Giving ✨

In about my tenth year, as Christmas approached, I longed for an electric train. The times were those of economic depression, yet Mother and Dad purchased for me a lovely electric train. Christmas mo... read more..
One-Liner #1883
One-liners
Susan Davis
925
<1min

One-Liner #1883

Do twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned?... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4968 - December 15, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4968 - December 15, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I had been looking forward to attending our church's Worship Team Christmas party... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 15, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
759
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I had been looking forward to attending our church's Worship Team Christmas party last night, but we ended up stuck in traffic due to an accident fur... read more..
One-Liner #1882
One-liners
Susan Davis
1096
<1min

One-Liner #1882

The 'ea' in 'tea' is silent.... read more..
Quote #2317
Quotes
Susan Davis
874
<1min

Quote #2317

"If you can only make Christmas exciting with material things, how will the children get a thirst for God? Bend the efforts of your imagination to make the wonder of the King's arrival visible for the read more..
Chivalry
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2883
<1min

Chivalry

The escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. I had a big suitcase and a sore knee. I began dragging my bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a ... read more..
No Luck 📞
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
978
<1min

No Luck 📞

I tried calling the tinnitus helpline. There was no answer. It just kept ringing.... read more..
Dog's Rules for Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6637
2 min read

Dog's Rules for Christmas

Dog's Rules For Christmas 1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They... read more..
How Can I Get My Sneeze Back?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1152
4 min read

How Can I Get My Sneeze Back?

I've had a lot of health issues during this past year, and now that I seem to be over them, something else has taken their place.  I have had a sneezing fit for the past two weeks that I've neve... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4967 - December 12, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
114
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4967 - December 12, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday. I now have fewer emails in my inbox than the number of years that Dick Van Dyke has lived. I promise I w... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 12, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
793
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I now have fewer emails in my inbox than the number of years that Dick Van Dyke has lived. I promise I will stop telling you how many emails I have once I reach my zero inb... read more..
HR's Hilarious Holiday Party Memo Meltdown
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4213
2 min read

HR's Hilarious Holiday Party Memo Meltdown

Holiday Parties December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.  There will be lots of sp... read more..
Christmas Treasures
Susan Page
Susan Page
989
2 min read

Christmas Treasures

- photo by Susan PageLife can change dramatically through loss. Sometimes, these changes force us to think of new ways to celebrate the holidays. Years ago, I prayerfully considered how I might creat read more..
Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas
Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5156
2 min read

Have Yourself a Microsoft Christmas

This joke first appeared in the Cybersalt Digest in 2005 when these computer programs were mainstream! A blast from the past. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creatu... read more..
Melon Mystery
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1043
<1min

Melon Mystery

If there's a watermelon, shouldn't there be earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. The elemelons.... read more..
Family Relationships
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2846
<1min

Family Relationships

I ran short of money while visiting my brother, and borrowed $50 from him. After my return home, I wrote him a short letter every few weeks, enclosing a $5 check in each one. He called me up and told... read more..
Quote #2316
Quotes
Susan Davis
811
<1min

Quote #2316

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see." - The Polar Express read more..
One-Liner #1881
One-liners
Susan Davis
894
<1min

One-Liner #1881

At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time; that person is your manager at work.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4966 - December 8, 2024
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
129
9 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4966 - December 8, 2024

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone. 'Tis the season for Christmas plays and performances. Yesterday, Grandma Cybersalt and I attended the H... read more..
Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
944
4 min read

Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich

I'm not sure what happened to my closely guarded diet during these recent holidays, but I won't ask. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has been so busy cooking and preparing food that she didn't ... read more..
Cybersalt News - December 8, 2024
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
790
<1min

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. 'Tis the season for Christmas plays and performances. Yesterday, Grandma Cybersalt and I attended the Highland Dance performance of one of our granddaughters. Today, our h... read more..
Airport Mistletoe
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5201
<1min

Airport Mistletoe

It was the beginning of December.  The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back.  The airport on the other hand had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared an... read more..
Block Party
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
974
<1min

Block Party

There's a big sale down at the Lego store. People are lined up for blocks.... read more..
Quote #2315
Quotes
Susan Davis
844
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Quote #2315

"How many lessons of faith and beauty we should lose, if there were no winter in our year!" - Thomas Wentworth Higginson read more..
The Room
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5119
6 min read

The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..
One-Liner #1880
One-liners
Susan Davis
913
<1min

One-Liner #1880

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."... read more..
I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
947
4 min read

I Don’t Eat Crow on Holidays

I enjoy the holiday season because of the food I get to eat. From Halloween to New Year's Day, the focus is food. Some of the best food of the whole year is during this time. In true confession, thro... read more..
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