Monthly Archive

January 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

15 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3066

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..

15 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

154

Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

159

One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

161

OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

295

2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..

15 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1951

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..

15 Jan

Susan Page

272

3 min read

A Bruised Reed

- photo by Susan PageHave you ever wanted to grab a bruised apple, pear, or banana for your mid-day snack? Likely not. A bruised piece of fruit is not particularly appetizing. How do you react when y read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

171

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had already mailed us a new one and they wanted the old one back. So ex... read more..

11 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

181

Quote #2325

Sometimes bad things happen to make the good things even sweeter. - Unknown... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

190

One-Liner #1890

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4680

Last Words Heard

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

186

Substitute Conductor

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah." When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in. With a confident smile, he repl... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2738

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now;But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed;I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

268

4 min read

Aches, Pain and Another Year Older

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy? That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I a... read more..

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3139

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up fo... read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

188

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What's new around Cybersalt World Headquarters here on Vancouver Island in British Columbia? Let's just say it's an interesting time to be Canadian. Today's video share fe... read more..

08 Jan

Susan Page

267

2 min read

A New Year's Prayer

God our Father, As we enter this new year in quiet reflection may we be fully aware of who we are in Christ Jesus. We bravely submit to all that You will reveal to us as we seek to grow daily in Yo... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

168

Quote #2324

"You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life." - Ralph Marston read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

179

One-Liner #1889

My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

153

Four-wheeling

My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for ... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

2 min read

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under t read more..

08 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2169

2 min read

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

171

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! This past Friday (January 3) was my mother-in-law's 100th birthday. OK, not really, because she passed away when she was 86. But we thought it would still be a nice thing ... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

167

Quote #2323

"Who are you if your story begins to change? Do not be so loyal to your suffering that your healing doesn't stand a chance." - Unknown read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

176

Hello Vaca

What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1738

2 min read

God's Existence, Suffering

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who was cutting his hair. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Sudd... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5270

Afraid to Cross

Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles looking at them. "Are you afraid?" asks one to the other. "Don't you know that God is merciful and God is good?" "... read more..

04 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

303

4 min read

What Happened to My Little Piggy Bank?

This week, I had to do something I hadn't done before: go to the bank and deal with fraud in my checking account. Someone tried to write a check for $1800 from my account. Fortunately, I didn't have t... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

181

One-Liner #1888

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.... read more..

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

02 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4338

4 min read

Who Made The First New Year's Resolution?

What is it that makes people stay up until the wee hours of the morning one night out of the year? My primary objective in life is not to see how late I can stay up, but getting up in the morning. If... read more..

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