Monthly Archive

January 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Priceless Gift
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3141
<1min

A Priceless Gift

Friendship is a priceless giftThat can't be bought or sold,But its value is far greaterThan a mountain made of gold. For gold is cold and lifeless,It cannot see nor hear,And in your times of trouble,... read more..
Spiritual Gifts
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
27802
2 min read

Spiritual Gifts

During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine.  One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the... read more..
And Then it All Came to an End
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
925
4 min read

And Then it All Came to an End

Time has a way of getting ahead of me. Just when I think I’ve caught up, I find out I was wrong. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were sitting down, relaxing after a wonderful Christmas a... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4977 - January 16, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
116
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4977 - January 16, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two w... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
753
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw out one thing a day and I happy to report that after two weeks, I am on track! I am interested to see if I run out of things t... read more..
When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3785
<1min

When Your Phone Call Turns into a Circus 🎪

A woman was at home with her kids when her cell phone buzzed with an incoming call. As she grabbed it and swiped to answer, she tripped on the charging cable, stumbled, and dropped her phone. The pho... read more..
Quote #2326
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2326

"Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don’t be afraid to take that first step." - Muhammad Ali read more..
One-Liner #1891
One-liners
Susan Davis
876
<1min

One-Liner #1891

Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.... read more..
OT BBQ
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
892
<1min

OT BBQ

Q: What Assyrian king had descendants who actually came to the United States and were able to establish a successful chain of barbecue restaurants? A: Sennacherib... read more..
Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
1174
2 min read

Rediscover Obsolete Expressions: Heavens to Mergatroyd!

Mergatroyd ? Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word, Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd! The other day a not so elderly (maybe 75 years old) lady sa... read more..
Rough Boys
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2867
<1min

Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few momen... read more..
A Bruised Reed
Susan Page
Susan Page
1215
3 min read

A Bruised Reed

- photo by Susan PageHave you ever wanted to grab a bruised apple, pear, or banana for your mid-day snack? Likely not. A bruised piece of fruit is not particularly appetizing. How do you react when y read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4976 - January 12, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4976 - January 12, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 12, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
884
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! Our PVR recently packed it in so I took it for a walk today - to the post office. The cable company had already mailed us a new one and they wanted the old one back. So ex... read more..
Quote #2325
Quotes
Susan Davis
962
<1min

Quote #2325

Sometimes bad things happen to make the good things even sweeter. - Unknown... read more..
One-Liner #1890
One-liners
Susan Davis
1086
<1min

One-Liner #1890

When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.... read more..
Last Words Heard
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5422
<1min

Last Words Heard

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them... read more..
Substitute Conductor
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
965
<1min

Substitute Conductor

Dustin Hoffman was attending a theater performance of "Messiah." When the conductor fell ill, the organizers, recognizing Hoffman's talent, asked if he could step in. With a confident smile, he repl... read more..
My Cup Has Overflowed
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3561
<1min

My Cup Has Overflowed

I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now;But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way,I'm reaping better than I sowed;I'm drinking from my saucer... read more..
Aches, Pain and Another Year Older
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1117
4 min read

Aches, Pain and Another Year Older

It’s hard to believe another year has already started. How many of these new years can a person have without going crazy? That’s my explanation to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage about why I a... read more..
Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4125
<1min

Low Bridge, High Comedy: Truck Driver's Hilarious Excuse

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign came up that read "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up fo... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4975 - January 9, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4975 - January 9, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! What's new around Cybersalt World Headquarters here on Vancouver Island in British Columbia? Let's just ... read more..
Cybersalt News - January 9, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
814
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What's new around Cybersalt World Headquarters here on Vancouver Island in British Columbia? Let's just say it's an interesting time to be Canadian. Today's video share fe... read more..
A New Year's Prayer
Susan Page
Susan Page
1056
2 min read

A New Year's Prayer

God our Father, As we enter this new year in quiet reflection may we be fully aware of who we are in Christ Jesus. We bravely submit to all that You will reveal to us as we seek to grow daily in Yo... read more..
Quote #2324
Quotes
Susan Davis
901
<1min

Quote #2324

"You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life." - Ralph Marston read more..
One-Liner #1889
One-liners
Susan Davis
890
<1min

One-Liner #1889

My heart says pie and ice cream, but my jeans say, please, please, please, eat a salad!... read more..
Four-wheeling
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
961
<1min

Four-wheeling

My friend had just bought a 4-wheeler and went out with a few buddies to try it out on some mountain terrain. On the way they stopped at a restaurant for a snack and met some bikers that were out for ... read more..
Things Dogs Should Try to Remember
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5037
2 min read

Things Dogs Should Try to Remember

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under t read more..
Wise Uncle Rusty
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3079
2 min read

Wise Uncle Rusty

Uncle Rusty is a wise man. A while back he retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and quiet, puttering around his worksh... read more..
Cattle Munchies
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2885
<1min

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..
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