Monthly Archive

April 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 56 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5001 - April 10, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
136
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5001 - April 10, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt D... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 10, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
891
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your congratulations and comments in response to this past Sunday's Cybersalt Digest #5000 and my reaching my zero inbox goal! Today's video share... read more..
Become What We Behold
Susan Page
Susan Page
1110
3 min read

Become What We Behold

- photo by Susan Page“Give up the struggle and the fight; relax in the omnipotence of the Lord Jesus; look up into His lovely face and as you behold Him, He will transform you into His likeness. You d read more..
One-Liner #1915
One-liners
Susan Davis
901
<1min

One-Liner #1915

Scurvy: When life doesn't give you lemons.... read more..
Quote #2350
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2350

"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them." - Unknown read more..
Unexpected Windfall
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2082
<1min

Unexpected Windfall

From the Scottish Daily Record 2-Dec-01. Some bus fare dodgers in the UK who, thinking they were getting away with avoiding bus fares by using substitute coins in the fare machine, were giving away a... read more..
No Hate, Just Chill
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
970
<1min

No Hate, Just Chill

Stop hating on lazy people. We didn't even do anything.... read more..
Wimpy Dad
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Wimpy Dad

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small girl into bed.  She was about to turn off the light when she asked with a tremor in her voice, "Mommy, will you sle... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5000 - April 6, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
137
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5000 - April 6, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Cybersalt Digest Issue #5000! That's right, today's issue is the 5000th version of thi... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 6 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
892
2 min read

Cybersalt News - April 6 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to Cybersalt Digest Issue #5000! That's right, today's issue is the 5000th version of this newsletter, which was first sent out as Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh l... read more..
If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4548
2 min read

If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fastBut still the trip will last and lastWe'll have two days til we arriveBut can the Indran... read more..
Dating Disaster
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
865
<1min

Dating Disaster

I once dated a girl that was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.... read more..
Quote #2349
Quotes
Susan Davis
846
<1min

Quote #2349

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor." - Victor Hugo read more..
Value for Money
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Value for Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work? That's expensive. Dentist: Okay. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..
One-Liner #1914
One-liners
Susan Davis
734
<1min

One-Liner #1914

Being a baby must be scary; imagine sleeping at home and you wake up at Wal-Mart.... read more..
I Didn’t Know I Loved it That Much
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
914
4 min read

I Didn’t Know I Loved it That Much

One important thing I have learned is that you don’t appreciate something until it’s missing. I’ve learned that by many things that I just took for granted. Last week, for example, I had some problem... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4999 - April 3, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
140
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4999 - April 3, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World He... read more..
Cybersalt News - April 3, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
862
<1min

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! You may have on the news that parts of the province of Ontario (3,000 miles away from Cybersalt World Headquarters) experienced an ice storm last Friday and that power was ... read more..
Grandpa and the Computer
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4373
<1min

Grandpa and the Computer

The computer swallowed GrandpaYes honestly, its true.He pressed 'control' and 'enter'And disappeared from view. It's devoured him completelyThe thought just makes me squirm.Maybe he's caught a virusO... read more..
A Writer's Regrets! 📝
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
976
<1min

A Writer's Regrets! 📝

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.... read more..
Quote #2348
Quotes
Susan Davis
803
<1min

Quote #2348

"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually." - Unknown read more..
Virginia Earthquake
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2746
<1min

Virginia Earthquake

The U.S. Geological Survey has determined that the epicenter of the Virginia earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of Washington, D.C. The cause appears to be the Founding Fathers rolling over i... read more..
Father, Forgive
Susan Page
Susan Davis
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<1min

Father, Forgive

- photo by Susan Page“Father, forgive,” I know not whyor how these words could be Your cryForgiveness was your heartfelt pleaas you hung suffering on that tree Betrayed by those who were your friends read more..
One-Liner #1913
One-liners
Susan Davis
902
<1min

One-Liner #1913

Fun fact: Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.... read more..
Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4094
2 min read

Speeding Ticket Turns into a Crime Spree Confession?! Buckle Up for Laughs! 🤣

A police: officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. ... read more..
Obituary - Someone Else
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3239
<1min

Obituary - Someone Else

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. Someone's passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for ... read more..
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