Monthly Archive

May 2025

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 74 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-Liner #1925
One-liners
Susan Davis
844
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One-Liner #1925

My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told him I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.... read more..
Y to K Problem
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5142
<1min

Y to K Problem

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system.  We have analyzed all databases, all data files, in... read more..
Clothes Hamper
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4118
<1min

Clothes Hamper

I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper. He looked puzzled, and I explained, "You know; it's the place where we put our dirty clothes before they're washed." M... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5010 - May 18, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
117
6 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5010 - May 18, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 18 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
891
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 18 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone! The news today is that I am preaching for the first time in two and half years. Our pastor is sick this week and he asked me to fill in for him. I am looking forward to it... read more..
Quote #2359
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #2359

"Once you carry your own water, you will learn the value of every drop."  - African Proverb read more..
One-Liner #1924
One-liners
Susan Davis
878
<1min

One-Liner #1924

Travel Advice: Don't waste money buying new clothes; visit new places where people haven't seen your old clothes.... read more..
Tickle Tally
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
786
<1min

Tickle Tally

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.... read more..
Ugly the Tomcat
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5070
3 min read

Ugly the Tomcat

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love. The combin... read more..
Thoughtful Sidney
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5048
<1min

Thoughtful Sidney

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them.  "Jus... read more..
Make Room for Laughter
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1332
4 min read

Make Room for Laughter

After about two months in recovery mode, I had an opportunity to go to the neighborhood Publix. It's been a long time since I've been in a store, and I was happy to get out of the house and give The G... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5009 - May 15, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
122
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5009 - May 15, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! To... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
768
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt are glad to be home again. We're catching up on work and also catching up on sleep! Today's video share is a world record solving of a Rubik's cube (the ... read more..
Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4487
<1min

Old Golfers, New Gripes: A Hilarious Hole-in-One of Senior Moments 😂

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer to... read more..
Amid the Doubts
Susan Page
Susan Page
983
4 min read

Amid the Doubts

- photo by Susan Page'Faith is not the absence of doubt; it is continuing to follow Jesus in the midst of doubt.' J.D. Greear Do faith and doubt go hand in hand? It’s an interesting question. Scriptu read more..
Message From a Mom to Her Child
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
24414
<1min

Message From a Mom to Her Child

I gave you life, but cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe. I can buy you beautiful clothes, ... read more..
G.I. Excuses
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5244
2 min read

G.I. Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there.  One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir!  I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.  I ran t... read more..
Quote #2358
Quotes
Susan Davis
897
<1min

Quote #2358

"Children don't often show their pain through talking. They show us their pain through 'challenging behaviour'. As a culture, we need to move beyond seeing challenging behaviour as 'naughtiness' or a read more..
One-Liner #1923
One-liners
Susan Davis
815
<1min

One-Liner #1923

If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you are a terrible parent - I don't care how busy you are - find the time to microwave them!... read more..
Spam Alert! 🚨
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
873
<1min

Spam Alert! 🚨

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it. It's Spam.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5008 - May 11, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
120
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5008 - May 11, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa ... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 11 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
769
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 11 2025

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are touring parts of Ottawa today. Our plan is to visit the National Gallery of Canada and the N... read more..
Division of Labor
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3238
<1min

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..
A Roadside Surprise!
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
720
<1min

A Roadside Surprise!

We are having Himalayan rabbit casserole for dinner; we found himalayan on the road!... read more..
Where's Mommy
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3848
<1min

Where's Mommy

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked his father, "Where did mommy go?" In answer to his question, he was told, "Mommy is at a Tupperware par... read more..
Quote #2357
Quotes
Susan Davis
0
<1min

Quote #2357

"Show me a messy house and I'll show you a really fun mom." - Ellen Brenneman read more..
One-Liner #1922
One-liners
Susan Davis
299
<1min

One-Liner #1922

I'm not saying that my wife orders a lot from Amazon, I'm just saying that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they'd probably let me work from home.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
807
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2025

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this picture of our time with Abraham Li... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
127
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5007 - May 7, 2025

Click here to view this edition online!   Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are off on another trip to a nation's capital - this time it's Canada's! In the ... read more..
Quote #2356
Quotes
Susan Davis
1205
<1min

Quote #2356

"Not everything that weighs you down is yours to carry." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..
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