Monthly Archive

January 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 62 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
My Office Name
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
338
<1min

My Office Name

My boss calls me "The computer" because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.... read more..
Kind Gesture
Illustrations
Susan Davis
319
<1min

Kind Gesture

I sat by a lovely man from Australia during the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games. He kept pulling out new flags from his bag and waving them. I asked him about it and he said, "I bring the 9 s... read more..
I Didn’t Have Google, I Had Grandma
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
704
4 min read

I Didn’t Have Google, I Had Grandma

It was Thursday, and as usual, I was busy working on weekend projects. My biggest project, of course, was my Sunday sermon. Most people don't understand the amount of hard work that goes into preparin... read more..
One-Liner #1992
One-liners
Susan Davis
344
<1min

One-Liner #1992

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.... read more..
A Morgue Story
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
498
<1min

A Morgue Story

I knew a guy who worked in a morgue. When he was new to the job his coworkers encouraged him to prank the boss by getting on a slab in one of the drawers to jump-scare him when he pulled him out. So ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5077 - January 11, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5077 - January 11, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! Instead of a video share, today I am giving you a boarding pass to travel around the back side of the moon and back (in name onl read more..
Cybersalt News - January 11, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
349
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Instead of a video share, today I am giving you a boarding pass to travel around the back side of the moon and back (in name only.)Click Here Enjoy the rest of today's Dig... read more..
Math vs. English 😜
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
376
<1min

Math vs. English 😜

People often ask me why I prefer to teach math instead of English. I tell them it's because fractions speak louder than verbs.... read more..
One-Liner #1991
One-liners
Susan Davis
357
<1min

One-Liner #1991

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..
Dayvorce
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5460
<1min

Dayvorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "Wel... read more..
Man Sells Rare Game Ticket for a Fortune
Illustrations
Susan Davis
388
<1min

Man Sells Rare Game Ticket for a Fortune

In 1984, college freshman Michael Cole bought two $8.50 tickets to the Chicago Bulls’ season opener, the NBA debut of a rookie named Michael Jordan. He went alone when his friend bailed, keeping the ... read more..
Quote #2427
Quotes
Susan Davis
371
<1min

Quote #2427

"When the song of the angel is stilled,When the star in the sky is gone,When the kings and princes are home,When the shepherds are back with their flockThe work of Christmas begins:To find the lost,To read more..
Where in the World Did Last Year Go?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
614
4 min read

Where in the World Did Last Year Go?

It was New Year's Day, and I got up before The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I poured my coffee and then sat in my easy chair to reflect on the day. I was trying to get all the things in order ... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5076 - January 8, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
115
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5076 - January 8, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! I am so close to being caught up on work - at least work that is tyrannically reminding my mind that it needs to be done right a read more..
Cybersalt News - January 8, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
363
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am so close to being caught up on work - at least work that is tyrannically reminding my mind that it needs to be done right away! I am ending today with 4 emails in my i... read more..
For Such a Time as This
Susan Page
Susan Davis
607
4 min read

For Such a Time as This

It was a typical Sunday afternoon, until it wasn’t. While talking on the phone with a dear friend, a text came through informing me of another friend’s sudden passing. At first, I could not grasp th... read more..
One-Liner #1990
One-liners
Susan Davis
372
<1min

One-Liner #1990

I just bought my coworker a "get better soon" card. They aren't sick, I just think they could do better.... read more..
Quote #2426
Quotes
Susan Davis
408
<1min

Quote #2426

"When you realize that each day is not one more day. It's one less. You will start giving more value to the things that truly matter." - unknown read more..
Portrait of a Friend
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2719
<1min

Portrait of a Friend

I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor th... read more..
Window Washer
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7627
<1min

Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe.  I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I ask... read more..
Not Where I Live
Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
388
<1min

Not Where I Live

"Can you fax the documents over to me?" "Sorry I can't fax from where I live." "Oh, well where do you live?" "2026. I live in 2026, Suzanne." read more..
A Job Worse Than Yours
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5387
<1min

A Job Worse Than Yours

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a Cal pharmacologist developed a suppos... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5075 - January 4, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
151
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5075 - January 4, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report that as 2026 begins, I currently have 10 emails in my inbox, 7 of which can be taken care of quickly. I have been working hard to read more..
Cybersalt News - January 4, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
328
<1min

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report that as 2026 begins, I currently have 10 emails in my inbox, 7 of which can be taken care of quickly. I have been working hard to catch up on my emails... read more..
Quote #2425
Quotes
Susan Davis
772
<1min

Quote #2425

"Forgive yourself for not knowing earlier what only time could teach." - Maya Angelou read more..
One-Liner #1989
One-liners
Susan Davis
379
<1min

One-Liner #1989

I made my wife's dreams come true and we got married in a castle - but you wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.... read more..
Adversity's Blast
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2477
<1min

Adversity's Blast

And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast,And been bow'd to the earth by its fury;To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'dWere as harsh as a prejudiced jury -Still, fill to the Future! a... read more..
A Timeless Joke 🕰️
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
403
<1min

A Timeless Joke 🕰️

I went into a Timex shop to buy a battery. The owner asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered, "I don't know. That's why I need the battery."... read more..
Lariat Training
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3618
<1min

Lariat Training

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows... read more..
Another Christmas Down the Chimney
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
748
4 min read

Another Christmas Down the Chimney

If I have counted correctly, this is my 74th Christmas. Believe me, I do not remember all of them. The only thing is how much money I spent on all of those Christmases. I know Christmas is filled w... read more..
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