Monthly Archive

February 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 72 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
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Quote #2436

"Contrary to public opinion, the key to loving others does not lie in loving ourselves, but in loving God." - Alistair Begg read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
463
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A Legendairy Assault πŸ₯›

A man just threw milk, yogurt and butter at me. How dairy!... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4041
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Superior Milk

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.  Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2976
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What is a Grandmother?

 Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. A grandmother is a lady who has no little children of her own. She likes other people's. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandmothers read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
143
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5085 - February 15, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim  Older ParentsWe had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were bo read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
0
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest.  ~ Pastor Tim ... read more..

Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
534
3 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 4 : Creation Day 6

Welcome to Week Four: The Power of "Then God Said" Today I’m continuing through this little book called 52 Bible Verses for Men by Samuel Duth. You can visit his website at samuelduth.com. Genes... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
363
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Quote #2435

"You look tired." I have kids. I'm pretty sure this is just my face now. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3793
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Older Parents

We had our ten-year-old daughter late in life, long after our two boys were born. She is the joy of my husband's life, but he is self-conscious about being an older father. He likes to jokingly tell p... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
418
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One-Liner #1999

I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I'm going to pretend I'm skinny. I'll let you know if it works.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3196
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Baptism

The youth director had been trying for months to get the little boy down the street to come to church to be with his third grade Sunday school class. Finally after talking to the boy and his mother f... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
855
4 min read

How Much Fun is Too Much?

If you don't have any fun in life, what is the purpose? I know life is more than just having fun, but there is a place for fun in our daily lives. Everyone has their idea of what fun is, and we don't... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
377
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Domicile Directions

I'm currently reading a book on Do-It-Yourself house construction. By Bill Jerome Holmes... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3322
3 min read

What Does Love Mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you thi... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
606
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One-Liner #1998

I hate it when people think they are so intelligent and start talking about Mozart when they haven't even seen one of his paintings.... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
638
3 min read

What Do You Want Me to Do?

One of the most profound questions Jesus often asked during His years of ministry, and still asks each of us today, is … β€œWhat do you want Me to do for you?” Similarly, in our everyday lives, we oft... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
441
<1min

That's a Hoot πŸ¦‰

Overheard on the starship Enterprise: "Don't be alarmed, but I think someone on the ship is actually an owl." "Who?" "I knew it was you ..."... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2645
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Things Men Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say Here honey, you use the remote. Ooh, Antonio... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
154
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5084 - February 12, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is going out late today. Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good visit in snowy Ontario. A few days ago our eldest grandson turned 1 read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
308
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Cybersalt News - February 12, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is going out late today. Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a good visit in snowy Ontario. A few days ago our eldest grandson turned 13. I am not sure how t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
382
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Quote #2434

"Grace is opposed to earning, but not to effort." - Dallas Willard read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
138
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5083 - February 8, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are heading off on another trip tomorrow, so with that news I'm off to take care of more last minute things to do! Today's vid read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
286
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Cybersalt News - February 8, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are heading off on another trip tomorrow, so with that news I'm off to take care of more last minute things to do! Today's video share is restored ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
414
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One-Liner #1997

Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
404
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Quote #2433

"The amount of good things in your life depends on your ability to notice them." - Unknown read more..

Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
597
4 min read

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 3: The Love Chapter

Week three of writing a song for each one of the devotionals mentioned in the book "52 Bible Verses for Men" by Samuel Deuth These songs are the product of my love for God and music. They are in no wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Susan Davis
469
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The Goober River Riddle πŸ˜‚

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A goober is standing on one side of the river when he sees ... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
396
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Frog Ancestry Test

A frog got his DNA tested. Turns out he's part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2956
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Troublemakers

After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Bap... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
735
4 min read

Truth is as the Truther Says

One thing I have learned in life is that for many people, truth is a relative thing. The truth is what they say it is, and you can't convince them otherwise. I wrestle with telling the truth all the ... read more..

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