Monthly Archive

May 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
A Firm Place to Stand
Susan Page
Susan Page
497
3 min read

A Firm Place to Stand

We were nearing the end of a month when the sun had barely graced us with its presence, and the days had been long, damp, and gloomy. All this, combined with a virus I couldn’t shake and other circums... read more..
One-Liner #2026
One-liners
Susan Davis
328
<1min

One-Liner #2026

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.... read more..
Quote #2462
Quotes
Susan Davis
261
<1min

Quote #2462

"You have to believe in yourself when no one else does." - Serena Williams read more..
Aging Gracefully
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2691
<1min

Aging Gracefully

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee.  It was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the e... read more..
One-Liner #2025
One-liners
Susan Davis
312
<1min

One-Liner #2025

I went to the doctor thinking I had arthritis ... He said it's early onset rigor mortis.... read more..
Cybersalt News - May 16, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
193
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2026

We've had another fun visit with our son and his family this week. Amidst all the family time, I also got to enjoy a bit of nerd-bonding — helping him set up some AI tools to manage his irrigati... read more..
Quote #2461
Quotes
Susan Davis
266
<1min

Quote #2461

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde read more..
From Newbie to Noteworthy 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
274
<1min

From Newbie to Noteworthy 😂

Just started working at the bicycle factory this week ... They already made me the spokesperson.... read more..
Multitasking is Not My Cup of Tea
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
550
4 min read

Multitasking is Not My Cup of Tea

Usually, I have a lot of work on my desk, from writing to radio programs. Even though I have many projects, I can only do one at a time. I have often wished I could multitask, which would help me get... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5111 - May 16, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
186
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5111 - May 16, 2026

Cybersalt NewsWe've had another fun visit with our son and his family this week. Amidst all the family time, I also got to enjoy a bit of nerd-bonding — helping him set up some AI tools to ma read more..
Optimism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2598
<1min

Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I ... read more..
Grizzly Bears
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
11423
<1min

Grizzly Bears

Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on humans, and they are advising the public to be extremely careful when hiking, fishing, hunting or camping. They also... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5110 - May 14, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
194
10 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5110 - May 14, 2026

Cybersalt NewsOh look, Chicken Thursday! The good news first: my arm keeps getting better, which I am especially thankful for, because the rest of the week has been a parade of small adventur read more..
Cybersalt News - May 14, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
211
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 14, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The good news first: my arm keeps getting better, which I am especially thankful for, because the rest of the week has been a parade of small adventures. Tuesday morning wa... read more..
Quote #2460
Quotes
Susan Davis
276
<1min

Quote #2460

"Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn read more..
Grizzly Dental Drama 🦷
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
281
<1min

Grizzly Dental Drama 🦷

Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first. Because there's safety in numb bears.... read more..
One-Liner #2024
One-liners
Susan Davis
291
<1min

One-Liner #2024

Me and my wife used to fall asleep watching movies together; now we fall asleep trying to pick one.... read more..
Quotes from 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5550
3 min read

Quotes from 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams: "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water." "When you breathe, you... read more..
Vocal Dyslexia
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6234
<1min

Vocal Dyslexia

There is a disease terrible that strikes 10 out of 1 Americans 15 every minutes. Vocal Dyslexia it's called. An elment I've been lifing all my fight. It can warn without striking and has no ... read more..
Dead Men Read No Mail
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2789
5 min read

Dead Men Read No Mail

My father died on Jan 02, 1995. He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail. I didn't expect much really, since my sisters and I had been careful to notify his bank, i... read more..
A Story of Courage
Susan Page
Susan Page
543
4 min read

A Story of Courage

Years ago, I was inspired when I watched Gabrielle (Gabby) Giffords being interviewed by Diane Sawyer on a televised special. Gabby, a former member of the United States House of Representatives, had... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5109 - May 10, 2026
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
171
5 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #5109 - May 10, 2026

Cybersalt NewsSunday greetings everyone - Happy Mother’s Day to those of you who celebrate it! I’m excited to report that my zero inbox dream has been realized. Some of you will remember I’ve read more..
Cybersalt News - May 10, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
267
<1min

Cybersalt News - May 10, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone - Happy Mother’s Day to those of you who celebrate it! I’m excited to report that my zero inbox dream has been realized. Some of you will remember I’ve been chasing this for... read more..
Quote #2459
Quotes
Susan Davis
233
<1min

Quote #2459

Mama’s hands tend you when you’re tiny, guide you as you grow, fold in prayer as you find your way, and never let you go. —Jeannie Hund... read more..
Marathon Donations 🏃‍♀️💸
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
305
<1min

Marathon Donations 🏃‍♀️💸

I'm never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon. They just take the money and run.... read more..
One-Liner #2023
One-liners
Susan Davis
299
<1min

One-Liner #2023

A neighbor suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. Tried it. I'm going back to heavy cream!... read more..
Answered Prayer
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2755
<1min

Answered Prayer

During the minister's prayer, one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, "Gary, whatever made y... read more..
You Know You're Really a Mom When . . .
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5266
2 min read

You Know You're Really a Mom When . . .

1.  You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. 2.  You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. 3.&nb read more..
If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
725
4 min read

If She Cannot Fix It, It’s Not Broken

Life has its many ups and downs. There are some weeks when there are more downs than ups. But if I didn’t have a down, I probably wouldn’t appreciate an up. This past week was one of those down weeks... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 11
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
381
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 11: Like a Dog Song 11

This song carries a strong message about wisdom, discipline, and human nature. Inspired by biblical Proverbs, it warns against repeating the same mistakes over and over again, comparing foolish behavi... read more..
Results 31 - 60 of 77