Monthly Archive

August 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 70 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Peacefulness, Pacifism
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2493
<1min

Peacefulness, Pacifism

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..
Joy in Sorrow: A Wondrous and Divine Philosophy
Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
171
3 min read

Joy in Sorrow: A Wondrous and Divine Philosophy

It is a common rule of the world that when a person faces hardship, sorrow, or distress, they break. Grief depresses a person both physically and mentally, and even the most powerful individuals are b... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 15: Be Strong and Courageous
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
335
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 15: Be Strong and Courageous

This is a spiritual or gospel-style song centered on God’s presence, courage, and reassurance in times of fear and uncertainty. The lyrics draw primarily from the biblical account of Joshua, particula... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 16, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
141
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Last month I told you about my son's birthday party, where a bunch of guys from his church came over and we played the online version of Stock Ticker he'd programmed. Well,... read more..
Quote #2487
Quotes
Susan Davis
122
<1min

Quote #2487

"When we sin and mess up our lives, we find that God doesn't go off and leave us - he enters into our trouble and saves us." - Eugene Peterson read more..
Funeral Bells
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4371
1 min read

Funeral Bells

A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after consulting with a new widow about funeral plans for her recently deceased husband. His wife asked him what was wrong... read more..
One-Liner #2051
One-liners
Susan Davis
153
<1min

One-Liner #2051

If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it, just make your last post something fun like, "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"... read more..
Behavior Modification Reinforcers
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2951
<1min

Behavior Modification Reinforcers

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..
Help!!! I'm Becoming My Father
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
630
4 min read

Help!!! I'm Becoming My Father

As I celebrated Father's Day this year, I remembered my father. It was 16 years ago that he passed away, and I have not forgotten him one single day. One thing that stands out in my memories of him i... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 13, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
149
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are both feeling a little punky after getting our second shingles vaccine the other day. The upside is that when your body reacts like that, you kno... read more..
Foolproof Alibi 👮
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
138
<1min

Foolproof Alibi 👮

The police came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5. I told them, "Preschool."... read more..
Quote #2486
Quotes
Susan Davis
117
<1min

Quote #2486

"God's grace is ever cascading over the waterfall of the present from the inexhaustible river of grace coming to us from the future into the ever-increasing reservoir of grace in the past." - John Pi read more..
One-Liner #2050
One-liners
Susan Davis
149
<1min

One-Liner #2050

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home - like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day.... read more..
The Great Blue
Susan Page
Susan Page
242
4 min read

The Great Blue

I love the many hues of blue. Powder and sky blue remind me of the vastness of the endless open skies. Turquoise, Teal, Cyan, Aqua, and Cerulean appear in the waves of the mighty sea. Light blue is o... read more..
Coffee Cake
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2502
<1min

Coffee Cake

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong c... read more..
A Letter From College
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4742
<1min

A Letter From College

A Letter from College: Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can... read more..
Bus Manners
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3832
<1min

Bus Manners

A young mother was riding the bus with her four year old boy when he suddenly blurted out so that everyone in the bus could hear, "Look mom, see that man's nose, it looks soooo funny!" The mother was... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 9, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
128
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! The front page of cybersalt.org — the ministry site, not my company site over at cybersalt.com — has had the same article sitting on it for about fifteen years. I'd love to... read more..
Quote #2485
Quotes
Susan Davis
123
<1min

Quote #2485

"The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine." - Mike Murdock read more..
Duck Attack! 🦆
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
136
<1min

Duck Attack! 🦆

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.... read more..
One-Liner #2049
One-liners
Susan Davis
134
<1min

One-Liner #2049

Mind-blowing - Every "C" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.... read more..
At Least One Friend
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2423
<1min

At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked,"How many friends have you?""Why, ten or twenty friends have I,"And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at meAnd sadly shook his head."How lucky you mu... read more..
Flower System
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3427
<1min

Flower System

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates... read more..
Valentine’s Day: Just Another Day on the Calendar?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
355
4 min read

Valentine’s Day: Just Another Day on the Calendar?

The older I get, the more I have to forget, and believe me, I don't forget to forget. I can't keep up with dates, holidays, or even my birthday. I believe a day is a day, and that should be the end of... read more..
Cybersalt News - August 6, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
143
<1min

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We continue to be thankful for our heat pumps around here. We kept the house closed up all day — first because of the topsoil they're bringing in for the human part of the ... read more..
Quote #2484
Quotes
Susan Davis
132
<1min

Quote #2484

"I don't know anything about history, and I can tell because every history movie I watch, I watch on the edge of my seat." - Nate Bargatze read more..
Mount Everest Model 😂
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
120
<1min

Mount Everest Model 😂

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."... read more..
One-Liner #2048
One-liners
Susan Davis
132
<1min

One-Liner #2048

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive ... they would eventually find me attractive.... read more..
Hand Signals 🚗
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2088
<1min

Hand Signals 🚗

A police officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old woman because her hand signals were confusing. "First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you... read more..
Teach Us to Number Our Days
Susan Page
Susan Page
273
4 min read

Teach Us to Number Our Days

Today, I am taking the opportunity to introduce you to my friend, Glenda DeVries, whose thoughts on social media resonated with me. I am certain her message will prompt you to reflect on the swift pas... read more..
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