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Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB Bug. As most people know, McDonald's restaurant signs used to show the number of hamburgers the giant chain ... read more..

Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said, "I thought you were on ... read more..

It's alright if you don't know what a prefix means. It's not the end of the word.... read more..

“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely ... read more..

A father said to his teenage daughter, "I want you home by 11:00 tonight." "But Daddy," she protested, "I'm not a little girl anymore." "You're right." he answered. "Better make it 10:30!"... read more..

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..

“Gifts of grace come to all of us. But we must be ready to see and willing to receive these gifts. It will require a kind of sacrifice, the sacrifice of believing that, however painful our losses, lif... read more..