Monthly Archive

September 2026

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 67 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quote #2500
Quotes
Susan Davis
53
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Quote #2500

Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree. - Ethiopian Proverb... read more..
One-Liner #2064
One-liners
Susan Davis
64
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One-Liner #2064

Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon. I've never heard of that kind of bacon. Is it new?... read more..
Dew in the Morning! šŸŒ…
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
60
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Dew in the Morning! šŸŒ…

I have to write a paper on water condensation. It's dew in the morning.... read more..
How's My Driving?
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4040
<1min

How's My Driving?

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it. At 50 cents a call, I... read more..
Squirrels & Seagulls
Susan Page
Susan Page
161
3 min read

Squirrels & Seagulls

I had an interesting conversation while out hiking with a friend. A little grey squirrel had darted on to the path and my friend exclaimed how she hated squirrels. I thought hate was a rather strong e... read more..
Taxes and True Riches
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2566
<1min

Taxes and True Riches

A tax assessor came one day to a poor Christian to determine the amount of taxes he would have to pay. The following conversation took place: "What property do you possess?" asked the assessor. "I ... read more..
Hammer Laugh
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4081
<1min

Hammer Laugh

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 27, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
56
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 27, 2026

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I returned from our trip back home on Friday night — late Friday night. We have many happy memories from the trip and enjoyed really great weathe... read more..
My Roof! šŸŒŖļø
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
60
<1min

My Roof! šŸŒŖļø

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof!... read more..
Job Application
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5118
2 min read

Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment........and they hired him! 1. NAME: Greg Bulmash 2. DESIRED POSITION: Reclining.  Ha ha.&nb... read more..
One-Liner #2063
One-liners
Susan Davis
73
<1min

One-Liner #2063

What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants? It is just impossible to reduce weight by eating grass and salads and walking.... read more..
Quote #2499
Quotes
Susan Davis
41
<1min

Quote #2499

"The most beautiful fig may contain a worm." - Zulu Proverb read more..
How Amsterdam Police Drive Cell Phone Thieves Crazy
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2476
<1min

How Amsterdam Police Drive Cell Phone Thieves Crazy

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a text message every thre... read more..
What it Was, Was a Boo-Boo
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
281
4 min read

What it Was, Was a Boo-Boo

At my age, this is a rather serious "situation." I fell on my left leg, and all I could think of was that I broke my hip, and now I'm going to have a hip replacement. I tried to get that out of my mi read more..
Cybersalt News - September 24, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
73
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2026

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to have a great time with family and friends - and food! Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Prime Ribs šŸ–
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
78
<1min

Prime Ribs šŸ–

When I buy a pack of a dozen ribs, I only eat ribs 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11. I prefer prime ribs.... read more..
Hope
Susan Page
Susan Page
157
<1min

Hope

Iā€™m filled with joy because of hopeThat bubbles up and helps me copeWith all the fear and war-torn newsThose battle grounds with different views I seek true wisdom from aboveAnd pray to God, the One ... read more..
One-Liner #2062
One-liners
Susan Davis
100
<1min

One-Liner #2062

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.... read more..
Carjacking Foiled
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4794
<1min

Carjacking Foiled

TRUE STORY An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that sh... read more..
Quote #2498
Quotes
Susan Davis
60
<1min

Quote #2498

"The night rinses what the day has soaped." - Swiss Proverb read more..
Help the Poor
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4090
3 min read

Help the Poor

This one is for those of you who remember baseball's collective bargaining agreement of 2016. OK, even though the Baseball strike was averted - there is still a need. Americans have come together as... read more..
Sir Arthur Eddington and the Theory of Relativity šŸŒŒ
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2576
<1min

Sir Arthur Eddington and the Theory of Relativity šŸŒŒ

In November 1919, shortly after Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by observations made from the island of Principe during an eclipse, Sir Arthur Eddington, an early advocate of relativity,... read more..
Cybersalt News - September 19, 2026
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
75
<1min

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2026

Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at my dad's 80th birthday on Thursday with friends and family. It was a full day, which is why the news is so brief today. Enjoy the rest of today's Digest. ~ ... read more..
52 Bible Verses for Men Week 16: Based on Luke 10:27 and Leviticus 19:18
Ask Juan
Juan Ruiz
176
<1min

52 Bible Verses for Men Week 16: Based on Luke 10:27 and Leviticus 19:18

This song was prompted by Luke 10:27 and inspired by the following verse:You shall not take vengeance, nor hold any grudge against the sons for your people, but shall love your neighbor as yourself; I... read more..
Quote #2497
Quotes
Susan Davis
62
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Quote #2497

"It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness." - Chinese Proverb read more..
Blind Pilots
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4920
2 min read

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up, so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of ... read more..
One-Liner #2061
One-liners
Susan Davis
129
<1min

One-Liner #2061

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today; that's 12 years in a row.... read more..
You Should've Seen Her Face šŸš—šŸ’Ø
Clean Puns
Susan Davis
75
<1min

You Should've Seen Her Face šŸš—šŸ’Ø

My wife said there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!... read more..
Meet Your Neighbors
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2594
<1min

Meet Your Neighbors

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..
A Fruitcake Isn't Always Sweet
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
282
4 min read

A Fruitcake Isn't Always Sweet

When it comes to sweet items, I am a connoisseur with a delicate palate. All I need is something sweet set before me, and I can tell you how wonderful it is after the first bite. I may be a little add... read more..
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