Monthly Archive

January 2005

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 77 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5659

Amazing Anagrams

Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come DotsSlot Machines = Cash Lost in 'emAnimosity = Is No AmitySnooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z'sAlec Guinness = Ge... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2857

Innocent Question

A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury had found the defendant not guilty.Astonished, he asked the jury foreman, "How could you possibly have found this man innocent?"The foreman re... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3766

The Baptismal Vows of Jesus

When  I graduated from the Baptist Leadership Training School in Calgary, 1967, before University and theological college,  the school yearbook had some caption about us under our photograph... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7444

Zack and His Mule

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and offered him a ride to town.  Zack got into the truck while his mule ran along behind.  The mule was right... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3748

Cool In The Desert

Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an umbrella.The one with the car door said to the guy with the umbrella, "Why are you carrying that umbrella around, i... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4676

The Vet and The Doc

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.  The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "H... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3896

We Have Been Warned

When I first heard the news about the Tsunami my heart started beating a little faster and my mind immediately started listing the people we know in that area of the world. The list isn't long, but it... read more..

Appreciation Notes
Pastor Tim
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Tsunami Sermon Feedback

Dear Pastor Tim, I have been on your clean laugh list for what must be over a year now.  It remains a blessing to me to open a clean and cheerful email from you every morning.  Your site is truly sal... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2688

Newcomer Court

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What's more, he only spe read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3855

Sometimes the Simple Things Touch Us

We woke up to a picturesque Alberta winter scene last Sunday - big flakes of snow had piled themselves up against our windows and doors and they were still coming down when we piled ourselves into the... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2672

Range Cancelled

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.One soldier mused, "Does it bothe... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2524

Vacation Report

Christmas Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations. She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the break."We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney, Penns... read more..

Peggie's Den
Peggie Bohanon
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Read The Report!

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2698

No Chat Excuse

After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in her favorite chat room and would type for hours.One night, I had a high fever and swollen larynx and felt too... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1904

Tsunami Souls

The magnitude of the death of 300,000 in the devastating tsunami that struck Indonesia and other parts of the world on December 26, 2004 is another reminder for great reflection and concern for the et... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4981

Why Does God Allow Suffering?

A philosopher from Paris once commented, "God is dead. Marx is dead. And I don't feel so good myself." His attitude illustrates the pessimism rampant in our culture today.If there really is a God, peo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2924

Meeting Invitation

I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was about the meetings."Sounds great," she said. "I'm almost tempted to join too.""Well, next time I go," I repli... read more..

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