Monthly Archive

January 2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 168 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1649

Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6011

Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1764

One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4301

Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1065

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
4338

Car Hauler

Ian spent $50 on straps to save $25 on delivery. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2146

Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf.  Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was ful... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1693

One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3879

Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1369

Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3901

Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmo... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1133

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful S... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2895

The Story of the Unmerciful Servant

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part.  Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3788

Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1363

Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1751

One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3973

Computer Dating

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The co... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1936

Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My hous... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3861

The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1255

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4ku I have al... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2831

Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?

I must confess I do have some old-fashioned biases. I would be the first to admit I’m not up to date on the latest fad or trend. I come from that era that believed the well-dressed man is one that do... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2901

Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that i... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him.  The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join hi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1184

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1931

Quiting Smoking

John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1611

Quote #1412

"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."- Timothy Keller read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3369

Curtains

In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1636

One-liner #0964

If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2645

Assumptions

Our assumption is that you will find this video whimsical and fun. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1216

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..

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