Monthly Archive

February 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 58 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Daytona 500 - 2012 Mayan Edition

Some people saw this coming! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1664

Male Chauvinism In Space

A space shuttle was launched with two monkeys and a woman on board. Once the shuttle was in orbit, the control centre radioed instructions: "Monkey number one! Monkey number one to the console!" The ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1937

One-liner #0826

"R2D2 was the most foul mouthed movie character of all time - they beeped out every word he said." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
960

Good Enough?

When living our lives, we need to do what is right before God - not just what seems good enough to us. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120226.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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Busy in a Good Way

I was wondering how this past week flew by without managing a post, because often that means I've been swamped with life or I've been overwhelmed in my mind or spirit and have nothing left to write a read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2086

Waldo Trouble

"I'm having trouble finding myself."-  Waldo in Therapy read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2402

Cat vs. Comma

Cat vs Comma: A cat has it's claws at the end of it's paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 23, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There are no new pages on the Cybersalt site today so why not just enjoy a fun game of old school bubbleshooter at:www.cybersalt.org/games/bubble-shooter  Enjoy the r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1275

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Wedding Engagement

I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the c... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Check Your Bill

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
952

When You Are Behind In Faith

When you feel behind others in faith, wait on God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120219.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0825

Rearrange the letters in SLOT MACHINES and you get CASH LOST IN ME.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2169

Characters - 140

I'm glad Twitter has a character limit of 140 instead of 144. That would be gross.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1094

Three Things Thursday [Vol.5]

I am planning to keep Lent this year - I think it's the first time ever. I have been attending an Anglican church since the new year began and am developing such an appreciation for the church calend read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1274

"If there was more courting in marriages there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1965

One-liner #0824

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. "But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Furniture Factory

A man fell into a machine at the furniture factory. He's fully recovered now.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - February 15, 2012

Any of you men out there in the doghouse because you committed a Valentine's Day gift FAIL yesterday?  Today's FunBlog features two tongue in cheek commercials on how to get out.  Not surpri... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Jesus Loves You Church Sign

Faith Community Church had an interesting theory about unanswered prayer. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Honk If You Sign

Send this page to your friends. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Guy Behind Me Sign

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Free Tacos Sign

Snooze you lose. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Dairy Queen Lizzard Sign

I'll have a slice of chamaeleon please. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0823

AIBOHPHOBIA: (n.) the fear of palindromes... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1273

"There should be, in the soul halls of space, avenues of leisure and high porticos of silence...where God waits."- Jeremy Taylor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Goal Update

"No, I'm not going to give up trying to become The Invisible Man: Have I made myself clear?" read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Walgreens Sign - 501 Degrees

You know you are in Nevada when . . . ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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The Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on h... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Johnny's Home

After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy repli... read more..

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