Monthly Archive

February 2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 60 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Susan Davis
267

One-Liner #1723

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
256

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thanks to Cybersaltine, Linda F, for catching that the student in the item "Gullibiity" started out as a she and ended up as a he. I wasn't sure which to correct so I Goog... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
347

How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee?

I will be the first to confess that I love my coffee, especially in the morning. When anybody asks how much coffee is enough, I usually say, “Just one more cup.” My day cannot get started until I’ve ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
249

Quote #2158

"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is st read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
286

One-Liner #1722

I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day with my ex... Box 360.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3005

Ancient Love Story

Archaeologists will date any old thing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6464

Goober Love Poem

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move l... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4954

Minister's Dentures

This minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
298

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know which is the most amazing thing about today's video share - the size of this train layout, the number of glasses used to play this song, or the amount of work ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
268

Quote #2157

"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4986

Employee of the Month

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, "I began the award program nearly two years ago wh... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2054

Apartment Sharing

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could you consider them as your ruminates?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1590

Hello

Did you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one? I received one recently from a friend through an e-mail. Here's what it said: The word "HELLO" means: H = How are you? E = Everything all rig... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
276

One-Liner #1721

250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
251

Cybersalt News - February 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are going well around Cybersalt World headquarters, although I do have a bit of an issue with one project I manage for a very large client. All was going well until... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
391

An Apple Fritter on My Mind

The last few weeks have been rather hectic, and I’ve struggled to keep up with everything. If it weren’t for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I probably would not have gotten where I am today. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2848

Grandma and God

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2461

Arrest Report

A fellow is walking down the street, and is accosted by a policeman. After brief questioning, the gentleman is arrested. On facing the Magistrate, the policeman's statement is as follows, "Your Honou... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1655

Sponges, Christian Testimony

Here are 5 sponges laying on your kitchen counter top. Each member of your family has been cleaning up different areas of your home, but all the sponges look the same. You are curious as to what was c... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
144

One-Liner #1720

Hearing problems run in my family on my mother's side; both my father and my step-father were deaf on my mother's side.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
241

Quote #2156

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3025

Airliner Tantrum

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
561

Angels Do Play Harps and I Have Proof

A few weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to me with a question. I'm always very cautious whenever that happens because it could be a trap. "Next Saturday I have to go and pick up ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
246

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new article by Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt site today (link below!) Thanks again to Walter M. for helping him polish it following translation from Urdu. ... read more..

Suneel Barkat
Rev. Suneel Barkat
441

Power of Prayer

Prayer is the most important part of the Christian life. Prayer was also an important part of Jesus’ life, and prayer is the backbone of the Christian life. We cannot survive without p... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
314

Quote #2155

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" - C. S. Lewis read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
308

One-Liner #1719

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4172

CIA, FBI & LAPD

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.  The President decides to give them a test.  He rel... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5299

Antenna Pun

Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1613

Gullibility

A freshman Nathan Zohner, a 14-year-old student at Eagle Rock Junior High School, won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project she urged people to sign a petition deman... read more..

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