Monthly Archive

April 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 207 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3472

Cast Off

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1904

Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3078

Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7235

Sorry Cake

Maybe "baking" something wasn't the best way to apologize. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1948

Seabird Sausage

Never thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1335

Quote #1482

"Saying something is NOT okay is not being any more judgmental than the person who says it is. Permissiveness doesn't negate judgment." - Norm Funk read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1358

One-liner #1034

I am going to be healthy if it kills me.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
880

Cybersalt News - April 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1663

Marriage, Compatability

A fellow asked his friend why he never married. The friend replied, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman; I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the fell... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2192

What a Finish!!

Even if you aren't a fan of track and field, watch this race for the pure enjoyment of witnessing human triumph with a side order of some pretty entertaining race commentary. If you must skip tot he b... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2496

Saucer Fill-Up

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1831

Christening Ink

"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy. Their choice of decorative script is, as one read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1393

One-liner #1033

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer; I saw it through my binoculars last night.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3388

Wills Explained

I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students: "Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?" After stu... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
5914

Quote #1481

"Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent how we respond to it." - Charles Swindoll read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3171

Guess Who Elected To Disturb My Dinner?

Among the many traditions and rituals observed around the world – one holds a special place with the Gracious Mistress of a Parsonage and Yours Truly. Since I am accused of breaking everything in our ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
884

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2016

A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably par... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4884

Shoe Holster

He won't need that shoe anywayafter he shoots his foot off. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1281

One-liner #1032

If you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1770

Close Friends

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3514

Eye Problems

"Doctor!" whined the patient. "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." The physician scratched his head, "Why have you come to me? Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" "No," replied the patient, "just sp read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1819

Christianity, Faith, Righteousness

A preacher and the president of a soap manufacturing company went for a walk together. The president said, "What good is Christianity? Look at all the trouble and misery of the world! Still there, ev... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1889

Quote #1480

"Any religion that professes to be concerned about the souls of men and is not concerned about the slums that damn them, the economic conditions that strangle them and the social conditions that cri read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1062

Cybersalt News - April 19, 2016

I will be at the dentist office at some point today and while there I think I may try to keep today's  newest addition to the FunBlog front of mind.  You know why if you check out "Baby, Dog... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2942

Family Secrets

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition; their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and also included many Senators and Wall Street wizards. When they decided to compile a family h... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2482

Baby, Dog, and Popcorn

Here is a great recipe for laughter; take one baby, add a dog, and then add some popcorn. Mix all three in a video and enjoy the laughter and good feelings that follow. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1617

Work Problems

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he or... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3230

End Nail Biting

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That habit really bothers me!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1402

One-liner #1031

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things; but I laugh more.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1621

Belly Bank

Money Belts: a waist of money.... read more..

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