June 2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

09 Jun

Shirley Choat

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Good June Morning 6-10-08

"You are the most excellent of men and your lips have been anointed with grace, since God has blessed you forever." Psalm 45:2 Solomon said, "There is a time to read more..

Rejected Methods of "Successful" Service

08 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Rejected Methods of "Successful" Service

There are many methods of doing ministry that should be rejected. Some of these are the same methods that the Apostle Paul refused to use. {/audio}podcast/sm20080608.mp3" href="/podcast/sm20080608.mp... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Morning Tea

Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very e... read more..

07 Jun

Shirley Choat

1740

2 min read

Good Sunday Morning 6-8-08

FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST &nb read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dog Calls

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . ."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.Berna... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Apples for Teachers

There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high school. They are taught by a little over 6 million teachers, who earn an average salary of about $42,000 a year. If ... read more..

06 Jun

Shirley Choat

1069

2 min read

Good June Morning 6-7-08

"The LORD turned and looked upon Peter and Peter went out and wept bitterly. Luke 22:61,62 In Jerusalem, in Galilee, beyond Jordan, wherever Jesus went, His holy eyes were read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Drug Store Questions

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go... read more..

05 Jun

Shirley Choat

1106

2 min read

Good June Morning 6-6-08

"O Thou that hearest prayer, unto Thee shall all flesh come." Psalm 65:2 It is a noisy world we live in, with TV, radio, cell phones, traffic noises, bells, whistles read more..

04 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Summer Job Hunt

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates.Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agencie... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Divorce Call

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enoug... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3362

3 min read

Canada Busy Sending Back Bush-dodgers

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of Presid... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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5 min read

Another Ooops

Dear PearlyGates Subscribers, Well, imagine my surprise at the end of the day, just when I went to send out another day’s posts, that I had a bunch of e-mails concerned about a word in one of my mail... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Sneeze Guard

The buffet sneeze-guard was cramping Whisker's style. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Bath

FiFi had a love of plumbing, not a fear of water. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Tiger Cage

This wasn't exactly what Nick bargained for when he agreed to change the tiger cage. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Diet

It may have just been the diet, but Shadow was having a hard time not thinking about food. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Slippers 2

That was the day when Buttons stopped sleeping in the window where everyone could see him. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Yawn 2

Music calms the savage beast. Pastor Tim's sermons? - a slightly different effect. ... read more..

04 Jun

Shirley Choat

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2 min read

Good June Morning 6-5-08

"As for me, I will behold Thy face in righteousness: I shall be satisfied, when I awake, with Thy likeness. Psalm 17:15 Through the years artists have tried to portr read more..

04 Jun

Shirley Choat

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Good June Morning 6-4-08

"I am crucified with Christ nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me and the life Which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave read more..