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Sunday greetings everyone! Yesterday was my mom's 80th birthday. She was (and is) a great mom, grandmother and great-grandmother. I don't know if I have ever mentioned this or shared it here before, ... read more..

  "One day your heart will stop beating, and none of your fears will matter. What will matter is how you lived." - Henri Junttila read more..

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck hi... read more..

Did you hear about the big winner on "Jeopardy!"? He went home the next day and his wife said, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"... read more..

1. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 2. When people read more..

How long is this social-distancing thing supposed to last? My husband keeps trying to come into the house.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Brian P. for today's chicken picture: a wild one in Singapore. Things are pretty crazy busy around Cybersalt World Headquarters so for now, wash your hands, keep... read more..

A male crab met a female crab at a party and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get a... read more..

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)Buy a Pentium 58... read more..

  "Why does philosophy matter?" "I don't know. Why does science matter?" "Well because scie-" "Annnnnnnd you are doing philosophy." - unknown read more..

Happiness is a competitive advantage.... read more..

Marriage is grand ... Divorce is about ten grand.... read more..

Prior to our wedding, David and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles. Couples usually blow ou... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Last weekend I was one of the speakers in a 24-Hour online event which was put on to replacement a conference planned for Portugal, but cancelled due to the pandemic. My to... read more..

During this time of seclusion, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly has spent some significant time binge-watching some of those Hallmark mystery movies. After a while, they all look... read more..

"Leaders who don't listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

This is the first year I'm not going to Fiji due to COVID-19;I usually don't go because I'm poor.... read more..

The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. "Did anyone drop a toonie... read more..

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. You should always let weeping logs dry.... read more..

This morning around 11 am, my 12 year old son, Michael, and I stopped at a coffee shop so I could get some coffee. Michael came in with me and spied the Chocolate Oreo brownie. I rarely splurge on tr... read more..

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other." - Dave Willis read more..

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.... read more..

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!... read more..

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new s... read more..

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there." "Oh, I see," the judge sa... read more..

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts and then waited for the profound wisdom of the psy... read more..