Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1890 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1592

Slow Down Therapy - Part 2

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition. 14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words. 15. Give yourself permission to be read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1412

Guide To Work Responses

1) If it rings, put it on hold. 2) If it clanks, call the repairman. 3) If it whistles, ignore it. 4) If it's a friend, take a break. 5) If it's the boss, look busy. 6) If it talks, take notes. read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1535

Top Ten Employee Rules

1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 3) Experience is something you don't get until just after read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1433

Adolescence

*Adolescence***Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever inv read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1535

Daily Living Garden

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grum read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1352

Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1408

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1543

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3049

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
9195

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3324

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8892

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7540

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7478

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3200

In Both Ears

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other." "Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puz read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5714

Hot Rod Shopping Cart

Jane was quite excited once her husband gave her back her credit card. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6334

Chocolate Volkswagen Bug

Melts in your mouth, Not in your driveway. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10352

Car Satellite Dish

It wasn't much to look at but, Jimmy's car radio offered quite a selection of stations to listen to. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5470

Police Car Drop

Some of the enlisted men questioned the wisdom of dropping old police cars on the enemy. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
16494

Earnhardt Nascar Fan

It wasn't hard to figure out who Kenny was cheering for. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6671

Quad Carry

Never again would Mike loan his grandson the car for the weekend. read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
12638

GMC Suburban Space Shuttle

Few people are aware of NASA's humble beginnings. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9938

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7374

No Hovercraft Parking Sign

It's getting pretty hard to find parking for hovercrafts these days. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14761

Sign Slow Down

The county's new sign painter liked to get right to the point. read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
14331

Staff Notice Sign

Oh Oh! They're on to you at work! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11884

Backup Printer

With no time to buy a replacement inkjet cartridge, Frank had to resort to using the backup printer to make copies of his report. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10223

Tricycle With Square Wheel

Yet another disappointing birthday for Jimmy. read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16801

Motorcycle Unicycle

Half the wheels - twice the cool! read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4931

Canada Fights Bird Flu

Canada is doing its part to fight the bird flu. read more..