Monthly Archive

July 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1906 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1435

Mistakes, Repentence, Direction

A police officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old woman because her hand signals were confusing. "First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1535

Offering and Sacrifice

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make an offering"Great idea!... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1423

Sin

A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack, met this over-zealous evangelist. After listening politely for over a half-hour on how thankful he should be to have been spared, and h... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1335

Long Weekends, Salvation, Today is the Day

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Fin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1363

Education, Motivation

A mathematics teacher came into the faculty room after she'd been watching a basketball game. Her face was glowing. "I've got the greatest idea for teaching!" she exclaimed."What do you mean? What'... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1427

God's Existence, Suffering

A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who was cutting his hair. They talked about so many things and various subjects. S... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1410

Evidence

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch tho... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1640

Envy, Jealousy, Selfishness

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they wanted.Th... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1523

Marital Faithfulness

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1510

Appearance of Evil

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.She lies down on the bed...... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1519

Marriage, Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husban... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1457

Twins

A friend and I were shopping for dresses for her three-year-old girls to wear to a wedding. In the store, another girl staring intently at Sarah and Becky asked, "Are those girls twins?""Actually they... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1420

Do You Think I'll Find…?

A four-year-old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1590

Fines

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1491

Honesty and Accuracy

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?"The farmer didn't answer... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1468

Slow Down Therapy - Part 3

26. Take a day off alone; make a retreat. You can learn from monks and hermits without becoming one. 27. Pet a furry friend. You will give and get the gift of now. 28. Work with your hands. It frees t... read more..

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Pastor Tim
1537

Slow Down Therapy - Part 2

13. Rest on your laurels. They bring comfort whatever their size, age, or condition. 14. Talk slower. Talk less. Don't talk. Communication isn't measured by words. 15. Give yourself permission to be l read more..

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Pastor Tim
1365

Guide To Work Responses

1) If it rings, put it on hold. 2) If it clanks, call the repairman. 3) If it whistles, ignore it. 4) If it's a friend, take a break. 5) If it's the boss, look busy. 6) If it talks, take notes. read more..

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Pastor Tim
1488

Top Ten Employee Rules

1) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 2) If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 3) Experience is something you don't get until just after read more..

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Pastor Tim
1388

Adolescence

*Adolescence***Nowadays our youngsters are acting as if adolescence is the last fling at life instead of the introduction to it.**Some philosopher said that adolescence is the best substitute ever inv read more..

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Pastor Tim
1487

Daily Living Garden

** FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING **PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grum read more..

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Pastor Tim
1305

Trials, Pain, Suffering, Annoyances

"UNDER OUR SKIN!"There once was an oyster, whose story I tell;Who found that some sand, had gotten into his shell.It was only a grain, but it gave him great pain;For oysters have feelings, although th read more..

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Pastor Tim
1367

Skills Worth Mentioning

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

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Pastor Tim
1496

Peace on Earth

"Peace doesn't start at a mideast table but in a mideast stable" is the sign on our church front sign. 26,000 cars drive by daily.- Pastor Roger Barcus read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3014

Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press. Witnesses were stunned, startled, agh... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
9145

Bird Offerings Cartoon

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com   read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3281

Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father explains, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
8838

Dog Trick or Treat

Church members were shocked to see the pastor's dogs trick or treating. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7487

Elvis Puppy

You ain't nothin' but a hounddog. Thank you, thank you very much. ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
7433

Dog Obedience

It's always hard to watch the pups head off to obedience school for the first time. ... read more..