Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 131 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

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Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1987

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One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. Daily mail... read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

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Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..