Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 132 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1910

Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him."   - AW Tozer read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3266

Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2117

Dig that Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
887

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3127

Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
859

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4049

Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1659

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1815

Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..

Clean Jokes
3158

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1542

Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1581

Homage to Fromage

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1312

One-liner #1075

Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
837

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2045

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are.  So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3697

The New Alphabet for Older People

The New Alphabet for Older People A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is fo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2137

Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1684

Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3099

Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1635

Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1359

One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
844

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2289

Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3954

Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1504

Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1405

One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3059

Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2400

Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
871

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3142

Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..

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