Monthly Archive

August 2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 38 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder

If the Whole World Were an Apple Fritter, Who Would Need Heaven?

When a person has reached the ripe old age I have reached there are precious few pleasures left. Actually, there are many pleasures left but no energy to pursue them and if I happen to catch a pleasur... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

Worst Decision Yet

A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to his chief advisor to ask his opinion of it. "Yeah, I'd say it's your worst decision yet," the plain-talking adv... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

Amazing Golf Ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

Caught on the Job

The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 A.M. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the h... read more..

Pastor Tim

Google Translate for Animals

I have a theory about talking to animals. If our pets could speak to us I think one of the things they would say first is, "Just because you say it like I'm a baby doesn't make it any easier to under... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

Family Cleaning

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to ... read more..

Pastor Tim

The Written Code Cancelled

To understand what is being describe at the beginning of this sermon you need to know that as each male arrived to the church they were given a square of paper with one of two following shapes on it. ... read more..

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