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When a person has reached the ripe old age I have reached there are precious few pleasures left. Actually, there are many pleasures left but no energy to pursue them and if I happen to catch a pleasur... read more..

A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to his chief advisor to ask his opinion of it. "Yeah, I'd say it's your worst decision yet," the plain-talking adv... read more..

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and ... read more..

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says,... read more..

The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 A.M. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him. Remembering the h... read more..

I have a theory about talking to animals. If our pets could speak to us I think one of the things they would say first is, "Just because you say it like I'm a baby doesn't make it any easier to under... read more..

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to ... read more..

To understand what is being describe at the beginning of this sermon you need to know that as each male arrived to the church they were given a square of paper with one of two following shapes on it. ... read more..