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    How to Bathe a Cat

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    Fly Problem

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    Happy Birthday Grandpa

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    The Mayor's Burden

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    Withheld Pay

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    Time Off

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    Yard Sale Anger

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    If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

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    Vampire Bat

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    Yesterday Computer Song

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    The Gas Men

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    Proper Attire

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The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 A.M. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him.

Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, "A-a-a-men!"
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