Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
3523

Finding a Cure for Textaholics

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.. My wife and I drug our ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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The Long Neck Of The Law

The Long Neck Of The Law ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9071

Grizzly Golf

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles Lindsay for permission to use this photo from his book "Lost Balls" available at www.lostballs.net . ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3502

Leaving the Farm

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2099

Division of Labor

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1640

One-liner #0700

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1845

Rough Childhood

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
9445

Reebok Running Shoe Car

If the shoe fits, drive it. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1357

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2011

My apologies to those of you who received doubles of today's Cybersalt Digest.  Some of the initial mails that went out still had yesterday's news instead of today's news. Today's featured page,... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3781

Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations/Simulation division. They had been working on some reall... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5743

To Pick Up or Not to Pick up?

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I should pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5070

Makeup Computer

Jane's heavy use of makeup had become a distraction at work. (See Jane as a little girl here.) read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5746

Makeup Barbie

I think you were right dear. We should have bought little Jane that makeup Barbie set. (See little Jane at work years later.) ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7891

Lego Volvo Car

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9994

Crazy Warning Sign

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1902

Columbus Return

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0699

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles   read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1699

Pet Bills

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1153

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 19, 2011

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog.  No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 18, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3243

Run Through the Woods

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2148

Towards and Away

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
7211

An Honest Construction Sign

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6607

At the End of Every Rainbow

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1660

One-liner #0698

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
9046

Don't Drink and Drive Sign

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3954

Flying Shark Attacks Cat

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1476

Quote #1152

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..