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Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.. My wife and I drug our ... read more..

The Long Neck Of The Law ... read more..

It serves them right after shooting all those birdies and eagles. Thanks to Charles Lindsay for permission to use this photo from his book "Lost Balls" available at www.lostballs.net . ... read more..

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to... read more..

The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation. "It's simple," he said. "Division of labor. My wife makes al... read more..

"A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory." read more..

"My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away." - Rodney Dangerfield read more..

If the shoe fits, drive it. ... read more..

My apologies to those of you who received doubles of today's Cybersalt Digest.  Some of the initial mails that went out still had yesterday's news instead of today's news. Today's featured page,... read more..

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO's Land Operations/Simulation division. They had been working on some reall... read more..

Sooooo . . . I shouldn't pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates or I should pick up hitchhikers because they might be escaping inmates? ... read more..

Jane's heavy use of makeup had become a distraction at work. (See Jane as a little girl here.) read more..

I think you were right dear. We should have bought little Jane that makeup Barbie set. (See little Jane at work years later.) ... read more..

Replacement parts are plentiful for the Lego 350. ... read more..

Many men have missed seeing this sign. ... read more..

The teacher asked her fifth-grade class, "How was Columbus treated when he returned from his third voyage?" One student said, "Lots of people met him at the pier, and they all had a great time." Ste... read more..

"If we are to learn anything of value from Star Trek, it's that the universe is filled with vastly different styles of foreheads." - Chris Needles   read more..

While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their dogs. "What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman. "Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the seco... read more..

"When we come to a clearer and more sober estimate of our own limitations and responsibilities, that makes it possible more genuinely to love our neighbor."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer in "Letters and Papers read more..

I want you to know that no cats or sharks were hurt in the making of today's new entry in the FunBlog.  No fish were hurt either.https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-shark-attacks-cat Enjoy ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack."www.cybersalt.org/funblog/the-knack Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward th... read more..

We Agree. ... read more..

One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fi... read more..

Here's an honest construction sign. ... read more..

At the end of every rainbow . . . . ... read more..

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower." read more..

Don't drink and paint signs either. ... read more..

Don't feel bad for the cat - I'm sure the fish wasn't enjoying the attention either. ... read more..

"Man has set for himself the goal of conquering the world but in the processes loses his soul."- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn read more..