Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Mistaken Identity

This year, at the annual summer day camp Westside Bible Church runs, we have a set of identical twin brothers enrolled. They are 6 years old and very, very identical. At the end of each day's schedul... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1151

"For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see?" - Augustine read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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You Know You're Getting Old When

You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere. Your little black book only ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 17, 2011

Today's featured page on the Cybersalt Site is an example off how sometimes you should just pay for delivery.www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/car-overload Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0697

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5189

The Knack

Some children just don't have a chance at living a normal life - especially those with "The Knack." ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
6644

Dog Baby Lick

Little Jimmy was having a flashback to Great Aunt Edna's yearly visit. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7559

Bus Over

Since changing their bus design, Mercedes had fewer rollovers reported. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Time to Upgrade

Looks like it's time to upgrade your computer! ... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
7488

Temple Union

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Diesel Fried Chicken Sign

For those of you who don't want gas with your chicken. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6343

Snowball Sleepover

Snowball Sleepover Thanks to a visitor who let me know that the above little poem is by the late Shel Silverstein.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Mermaid Crossing Sign

Every Country Seems To Have It's Own Unique Road Hazards ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Horseshoes ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1572

Environmental Concerns

Students at school were asked to write about the harmful environmental effects of oil on fish. One 11-year old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the s... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1621

One-liner #0696

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2169

Invention of Calendar

"Ever since the invention of the calendar man's days have been numbered." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1376

Quote #1150

"I say that trials and tests locate a person. In other words, they determine where you were spiritually. They reveal the true condition of your heart. How you react under pressure is how the real you read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Seatmate Choice

The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight. "M... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
17029

Deer Hunting

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
31176

Car Overload

Why saving money on delivery isn't always the best idea. This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 16, 2011

Does your dog bite?  That classic clip is the newest entry in the FunBlog.  You'll find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/does-your-dog-bite Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Carrier Landings 2

Flying into a Middle East airport, my co-pilot and I reviewed our flight plan for the trip back to the USS Enterprise. We were to pick up a Navy captain, and experience had taught me that even seasone... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1710

One-liner #0695

I'd like Google Maps a lot more if it were Google Naps.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2196

Everything I Learned From A Cow

Everything I need to know I learnt from a cow 1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d. 2. Don't cry over spilled milk. 3. When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1149

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer."- Albert Camus read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2024

Literature Exam

My son stayed up half the night studying for his English Literature exam.  He would drink coffee almost constantly while attempting to read "The Canterbury Tales." I awoke at 4 A.M. an... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3600

Does Your Dog Bite?

What can you say - classic Peter Sellers! ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
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I've Taken Care Of It

I've taken care of it. ... read more..