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Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1125

One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1650

Warnings

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
2773

Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2613

Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours.  When they were ready to continue t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
639

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1438

Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1045

Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3270

I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1734

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1151

One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3066

Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
630

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
2278

Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
2948

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2086

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
643

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks."  You can ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2126

Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1086

One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1204

Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
627

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean?  Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either?  Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2402

Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2853

Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1349

One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3217

Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2161

Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1230

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1266

Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
633

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2383

Baptismal Worship Team

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1039

One-liner #1091

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

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